Warning - Virus

[The-last-man]

Subject: Manchester United Virus



Everybody please watch out for the following viruses ...

The Manchester United Virus ... This is where your PC thinks its far
superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting
anything that happened before 1993.

The Christiano Ronaldo Virus ... This affects newer PC's mainly. The
computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.

The Roy Keane Virus ... This one is particularly nasty and will throw
you out of Windows ...

The Alex Ferguson Virus ... The computer develops a continuous
whining noise and the on screen clock runs a lot faster or slower
(depending
on how your days been), than all the other computers in the building.

The Tim Howard Virus .... This one's not particularly harmful -
but you just can't save anything.

The Neville Bros. Virus ..... Just when you think things can't get
any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error.

The Ryan Giggs Virus ... The computer develops a processor problem,
whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also
experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.

The Kleberson Virus ... This is a particularly ugly one.

The Manchester United Shirt Virus... This one is especially hard to
detect as it changes it's format every 3 months

[dee]

i sware ive seen this before


























:roll: :roll:
















:lol: :lol: im not bitter

[The-last-man]

:lol:

You have mate, wanted to show a wider audience, to warn them :lol:

[Traxx]

Hahaha good one :lol:

[lukekendall]

:lol: :clap:

[penthesilea]

:shock: :nono: :nono:
Rubbish...
You're just jealous... :rambo:

[The-last-man]

Typical united fan..from london :lol:

[Esox Lucius]

yep i dont think theres one united fan on here nearer than 50 miles way :lol:

[penthesilea]

even more typical than you think as am not even englsih... ;)
But I know a good team when i see one...
:roll: what am I saying???
I know a Dam Good Team when I see ONe!!! :dance:

[Esox Lucius]

where you from man? you support a local team there too?..united are a good team but not many people from manchester support them :lol:

[penthesilea]

:oops: heu... Belgium...
In the 80ies, they had some decent players but they all dead by now!
Must say, last time I saw a belgian game, thought of LIverpool and how similar i.e. f***ing boring they were...
:lol:

[Esox Lucius]

lol :lol: liverpool are very boring :lol:

[Traxx]

Yeah very :cool: :roll:

[Esox Lucius]

you are though mate, very boring to watch.

[penthesilea]

so when I first saw Man U play (back in the dyas of Cantona) it was :love: at first sight!
Never seen such an entertaining team
OK, OK, :scratch: this year hasn't been brilliant, yet...
I have the faith :notworthy:

[penthesilea]

and by the way, I know plenty of people from Manchester who support Man U ;)

[The-last-man]

Must say, last time I saw a belgian game, thought of LIverpool and how f***ing boring they were...

Quote of the day mate :lol:

[Numeric]

:sleeping:

[The-last-man]

:sleeping:

I'll bet you laffed tho :lol:

[Traxx]

:sleeping:

Crying manc :roll:

[Numeric]

Never been known to cry in my sleep...

;)

[Traxx]

Hilarious, almost like your title hopes ;)

[Numeric]

Utd still have a chance, more of a chance than your chicken s**t out-fit...

[Traxx]

Never said we did, did i? thought not. Keep kidding yourselves it makes you an even easier target :clap:

[Numeric]

I believe that Utd can still win the Premiership because i've had an interest in football for long enough to know that anything can happen and nothing is impossible until the numbers say so...

Utd are still considered title challengers whether you like it or not, Liverpool simply aren't...

[Traxx]

:sleeping:

[Numeric]

:lol:

[Traxx]

We could go on all night :lol: :doh:

[Esox Lucius]

united have got about as much chance of winning the title as a man with no legs winning the london marathon.

[penthesilea]

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
never count Utd out of a competition kids, because they keep coming back at you and at the end, they're a great team and everything is possible.
Remember 99? :notworthy: :notworthy:

[penthesilea]

and, by the way... beating the arsenal scum did make my season, whatever happens after that... :dance:

[dee]

and, by the way... beating the arsenal scum did make my season, whatever happens after that... :dance:

amen to dat brother ****in gunners :cool: :cool:

[The-last-man]

Dont you think thats a bit sad?

So ****ing what, you beat arsenal, they will win the league and you might just scrape into the champions league...

United are no longer the biggest team in england. Fact.

[dee]

Dont you think thats a bit sad?

So **** what, you beat arsenal, they will win the league and you might just scrape into the champions league...

United are no longer the biggest team in england. Fact.

i thought we were the biggest club in the world :hmm:

:lol: :lol:

[dee]

http://www.manutdpics.com/thumbnail.php?mediaid=18041

[The-last-man]

Nah, you aint. Richest maybe, but not the biggest.

[penthesilea]

It is a bit sad but it cheers me up every time I think about it... :lol:
Any way...I think it's not bad that the competition is a bit more open this year ;)

[The-last-man]

It is a bit sad but it cheers me up every time I think about it... :lol:
Any way...I think it's not bad that the competition is a bit more open this year ;)

Yep, three horse race now mate, arsenal, chelsea and everton :lol:

[penthesilea]

maybe but fear the dark horse then... :twisted:

[lukekendall]

Nah, you aint. Richest maybe, but not the biggest.

ehm think chelsea are the richest mate :lol: ;)

[Esox Lucius]

Nah, you aint. Richest maybe, but not the biggest.

ehm think chelsea are the richest mate :lol: ;)

they have the richest owner but not necessarily the richest club.

[dee]

Nah, you aint. Richest maybe, but not the biggest.

i think we r mate , weve got the most fans :lol: :lol:


wait for it..............

[The-last-man]

im not gonna say a thing mate...

[dee]

im not gonna say a thing mate...


:clap: :clap: :lol:

[Traxx]

Nah, you aint. Richest maybe, but not the biggest.

Only because they are tight cunts. I also heard they do a roaring trade on prawn sarnies. :lol:

[The-last-man]

Nah, you aint. Richest maybe, but not the biggest.

Only because they are tight cunts. I also heard they do a roaring trade on prawn sarnies. :lol:

:lol:

[Numeric]

united have got about as much chance of winning the title as a man with no legs winning the london marathon.

Downie, i thought you would have learnt from last season when you predicted Utd were not going to win anything, and look what happened...

The moment you write Utd off you're risking making yourself look like a fool, come the end of the season, if we have taken back what is rightfully ours, your gonna be in for some stick son...

[Traxx]

united have got about as much chance of winning the title as a man with no legs winning the london marathon.

Downie, i thought you would have learnt from last season when you predicted Utd were not going to win anything, and look what happened...

The moment you write Utd off you're risking making yourself look like a fool, come the end of the season, if we have taken back what is rightfully ours, your gonna be in for some stick son...

What a load of bollox. Typical mini fergie spouting shite. :clap:

[Numeric]

:lol:

[Esox Lucius]

united have got about as much chance of winning the title as a man with no legs winning the london marathon.

Downie, i thought you would have learnt from last season when you predicted Utd were not going to win anything, and look what happened...

The moment you write Utd off you're risking making yourself look like a fool, come the end of the season, if we have taken back what is rightfully ours, your gonna be in for some stick son...

typical united fan :roll: you won the fa cup woo ****ing hoo, im talking the league here lad, you might win something this season again, im sure you will but you wont win the league simple as.

[macca]

united have got about as much chance of winning the title as a man with no legs winning the london marathon.

Downie, i thought you would have learnt from last season when you predicted Utd were not going to win anything, and look what happened...

The moment you write Utd off you're risking making yourself look like a fool, come the end of the season, if we have taken back what is rightfully ours, your gonna be in for some stick son...

typical united fan :roll: you won the fa cup woo ****ing hoo, im talking the league here lad, you might win something this season again, im sure you will but you wont win the league simple as.

in it 2 horse race 4 me arsenal an chelsea

[dee]

united have got about as much chance of winning the title as a man with no legs winning the london marathon.

Downie, i thought you would have learnt from last season when you predicted Utd were not going to win anything, and look what happened...

The moment you write Utd off you're risking making yourself look like a fool, come the end of the season, if we have taken back what is rightfully ours, your gonna be in for some stick son...

typical united fan :roll: you won the fa cup woo ****ing hoo, im talking the league here lad, you might win something this season again, im sure you will but you wont win the league simple as.

in it 2 horse race 4 me arsenal an chelsea


it aint over till the points say so ,


THATS A FACT :evil: :evil: