Esox Lucius
03-02-2005, 10:10 AM
Alex McLeish was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.
Barry 'the Bazman' Ferguson walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hand and says to the bartender...'Look what I nearly trod in!!'
Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!
Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.
Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.
There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...
Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?
A: They're both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely
Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?
A: Both got F***ked by Victoria
Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.
:lol:
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.
Barry 'the Bazman' Ferguson walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hand and says to the bartender...'Look what I nearly trod in!!'
Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!
Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.
Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.
There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...
Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?
A: They're both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely
Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?
A: Both got F***ked by Victoria
Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.
:lol: