Cheesiest\Worst tune in your Record Collection

[massplanck]

I really really really dont know how it got there..

DJ Jean - The Launch

:gutted:

[SlavikSvensk]

that would have to be the Lance Link, Secret A.P.E. album.

one of those "so bad, it's good" things...

[stjohn]

I really really really dont know how it got there..

DJ Jean - The Launch

:gutted:

feelin your pain steve.....

i go cheesier tho....

happy hardcore:
DJ ballistic rmx of 'oh when the saints'
:love: :love:

[dirty_bass]

Leila K with Rob n Raz - Got ta Get

Cheesy, but classic cheese.

[Boboagogo]

cj bolland the prophet. altho theres a killer breakbeat mix on it so its still worth havin it.

[tocsin]

Search and Destroy - Deep in the Underground (Oh No, It´s DJ X-Play´s Radio Mix)

Granted, it seemed like a big pisstake. But, damn did it stick out like a sour thumb on that record. ;)

[Sunil]

Leila K with Rob n Raz - Got ta Get

Cheesy, but classic cheese.

Funny you say that, I only picked up a copy of "Leila K" the other day!

[dan the acid man]

ive actuallyu got a white label called who's gonna give us the answer, its got the cheesiest diva singing on it, but the percussion is actually pretty good, and i admit to playing it quite alot :oops: :oops:

[DJsmallpaul]

I've got an old Happy Hardcore collection so take you pick :lol:

[stjohn]

I've got an old Happy Hardcore collection so take you pick :lol:

hit me with ur classics paul man.....happy hardcore was pretty non existant in the south.... only picked up records if i made it to london....

bang! ham ! hixxy! dougal??? brisk ahahahahahhah

sharkey had some sweet tekkk--core

[DJsmallpaul]

Yea man all in one of my boxes ;)

[robin m]

I've got 2 copies of the f*cking grease soundtrack double vinyl - I have no idea how and no excuses... :oops:

[DJsmallpaul]

Oh dear haha :doh: :lol:

[robin m]

Oh dear haha :doh: :lol:

You can have one for a fiver ;)

[DJsmallpaul]

Swap ya for a jazzy jeff & the fresh prince- Sumertime :lol: :oops:

[robin m]

Swap ya for a jazzy jeff & the fresh prince- Sumertime :lol: :oops:

Deal. It's in the post, and I've chucked in my spare copy of 'bat out of hell' cause I thought you might find a use for it. :roll:

...bit cheeky I know, but are you ever not around on BOA? :lol:

[DJsmallpaul]

:crackup: i know i need a life :lol: you can't talk anyway your always around these days :twisted: ;)

[Stella Boy]

soundtrack to Forest Gump on vinyl. Cheesy but there's some excellent stuff on it

[marginmaster]

model 500 - the flow is cheesy.

but for mega cheese, hmm, plenty of NOW albums, also stutter rap by morris minor + the majors :roll:

[Mindful]

stutter rap by morris minor + the majors :roll:

:love:

[conflict]

toytown

shame on me

[minxy-mistress]

toytown

shame on me

thats shocking

[Barely Human]

Ive got some right bad ones, heres a few -

Discoland on orginal
ATB - Dont Stop
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Teenage mutant nija turtles pitcure Disk
BBC watch with Mother Sing Along

[marginmaster]

just remembered another= lindisfarne party megamix :doh:

[ampassasinbirmingham]

i bought 2unlimited- no limits

no no- no no no no- no no no no- no no theres no limits.

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO!!!!

[Mr Exit]

model 500 - the flow is cheesy.


What!!!

are you right in the head? that tunes amazing man!

[conflict]

i bought 2unlimited- no limits

no no- no no no no- no no no no- no no theres no limits.

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO!!!!

thats proper techno mate,no shame there

[ampassasinbirmingham]

i bought 2unlimited- no limits

no no- no no no no- no no no no- no no theres no limits.

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO!!!!

thats proper techno mate,no shame there

they played it at Hose of god a while back. hilarious

[zaalmoetlos]

pin up number one (http://www.discogs.com/label/Pin+Up) i had the whole catologue except for the first release and the rest are deep stuff so i ordered it turned out to be a sort of 2 unlimited clone

[Francisco Scaramanga]

I've got a limited edition picture disc of Girls Aloud - Love Machine! Pride of my collection!!!

[marginmaster]

model 500 - the flow is cheesy.


What!!!

are you right in the head? that tunes amazing man!


lol, yeah fair play, i dug it out and its not as cheesy as i remember, and i was thinking of one of the remixes, so i take it back. :lol:

[killarava2day]

ive actuallyu got a white label called who's gonna give us the answer, its got the cheesiest diva singing on it, but the percussion is actually pretty good, and i admit to playing it quite alot :oops: :oops:

Hmmm, is that recent...this year?...think I've got the same.

[Barely Human]

Ive just remembered that i have a happy hardcore version of the spice girls "tell me what you want" :shock:

[alsynthe]

o dear al thats pretty bad!!!

[Jay Pace]

cj bolland the prophet. altho theres a killer breakbeat mix on it so its still worth havin it.

???

Would hardly call that cheese.

Maybe I'm just upset because I lurve that tune.. loads of good memories.

...

Nah, sorry that tune is immense and you are wrong.
WRONG I TELL YOU!

Worst song in my collection was undoubtably "Love Song" by Marh Oh, left round my house by a mate, and then sold on the Baning Tunes website to an Irish kiddie for £15.

Now the worst song is most likely any or all of the uk garage I bought in 1997. Shudder.

[stjohn]

toytown

shame on me

even hearing the name brings me back a few years

[TechMouse]

I have both Swamp Thing and Texas Cowboys by The Grid.

... and I still play them occasionally too.

[FILTERZ]

the peach boys -dont make me wait

[oldbugger]

I have both Swamp Thing and Texas Cowboys by The Grid.

... and I still play them occasionally too.


:clap:

me too. hahah nowt wrong with that :lol:

[audioinjection]

tomy or zox- music makes me happy

[davethedrummer]

model 500 - the flow is cheesy.


What!!!

are you right in the head? that tunes amazing man!


he he
i was waiting for that.

i got the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

now thats cheese!

[DJ WMD]

jonh inmans 78 album ' are you being served?'
features classics like 'We all love Captain Ginger' and 'When the fleet is back in town'
bloody brilliant stuff. brings a tear to me my eye everytime

[Buttman]

Paul Van Dyk - For An Angel
Surgeon - La Real

[machina]

Paul Van Dyk - For An Angel
Surgeon - La Real

sacrilege.

machina

[davethedrummer]

Paul Van Dyk - For An Angel
Surgeon - La Real

yeah yeah....right....surgeon....cheese yeah man whatever?? :roll:

[The Overfiend]

warrant heaven

[Buttman]

yeah yeah....right....surgeon....cheese yeah man whatever?? :roll:

Maybe you should listen to the tune?

[Jay Pace]

Yawn.

*Dullard Alert*

...

[audioaddict]

I have a copy of Hixxy & Sharky - 'Toytown' :oops: :dontevengothere:

I didn't buy it tho I must stress that, but I am keeping it for comic value, annd it is a classic afterall... :neutral:

[Traxx]

I bought a one sided copy of that thomas bangalter so much love to give tune :doh: :doh: :doh:

[TechMouse]

I bought a one sided copy of that thomas bangalter so much love to give tune :doh: :doh: :doh:
The original is actually quite good, IMHO.

I'll get me coat.

[RDR]

Geoff Love and his orchestra - plays sci-fi themes... super fly seventies vibe!

Ebony and Ivory - Michael Jackson and Paul Mcartney

A remix of the Poddington peas theme tune by none other than IQ!!!!!

but the toppest of the top is...

Zombie Nation - utter tripe.

[jacques]

CRW - Lovin'

rather high on the cheese factor, picotto in a former non-techno guise...

[The Overfiend]

Ebony and Ivory - Michael Jackson and Paul Mcartney


I loved that song as a kid
wasnt say say say on the other side?

[samba]

that La Real is awesome

:lol: so much love to give :lol:

[gavinj3]

I bought a one sided copy of that thomas bangalter so much love to give tune :doh: :doh: :doh:
i just bought two copies of thomas bangalter - trax on the rocks and im lovin it! :doh: :doh: :doh:

[machina]

There ain't nothing cheesy about la real... and for an angel is a old school classic, cheesy maybe, but still respect is warranted...

(if anyone calls age of love or love stimulation cheesy, i'll fly over there and punch ya myself :lol: )

[massplanck]

I think the bassline in La Real is a bit cheddary to be honest.

[Jay Pace]

Its not exactly vengaboys though is it?

Its a little disappointing when we are inundated with stinking stiltony tracks and the cheesiest thing anyone can find is the bassline from La Real.

I am a proud owner of "I want to see a rainbow high in the sky" by the man, the legend Paul Elstack.
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[davethedrummer]

yeah yeah....right....surgeon....cheese yeah man whatever?? :roll:

Maybe you should listen to the tune?

erm....i have ...in fact i have listened to many of surgeons tracks over the years
i bought this one , but many of the others were just to clever for me and i couldn't work out if it was any good or not without asking someone.....
no ....that's not fair....sorry

he's good, la real is certainly one of his more " mainstream" moments
but generally he's not my thing.
and i couldn't describe la real as cheese , not with so much real cheese around , i mean it's just a drum pattern and a bassline , and we have things like shaking stevens to think about!!!
come on man get your priorities right!

[dan the acid man]

i used to like shaking stevens when i was 7 :oops:

[schlongfingers]

After last Night, I jusrt discovered 'Anfield Rap' in my collection :D

[gumpy green]

got a whole collection(maybe 25 recs)

of utter shiote cheesy spanish dance music.

not sure what style it is but its cheesy annoying kiddy music.....

i keep on saying im gonna do a mix with them now that i can mix very well.

think it woule be funny hearing the shite getting ripped apart with fx and all sort......be a laugh if anything else.

[JimmySomerville]

[quote="TechMouse"]I have both Swamp Thing The Grid.
quote]

I have a long-standing argument with a mate who reckons Andy Weatherall was behind Swamp Thing....usually I would dismiss this out of hand but he has the most uncanny ability to come up with things that just should not be true!

Anyway I own...

Charly Lonoise & Mental Theo - Charlotteburg double pack!!

[TechMouse]

I have a long-standing argument with a mate who reckons Andy Weatherall was behind Swamp Thing....usually I would dismiss this out of hand but he has the most uncanny ability to come up with things that just should not be true!
It was Dave Ball & Rich Norris.

Though I do seem to remember some "Propellerheads" connection.

[davethedrummer]

I have a long-standing argument with a mate who reckons Andy Weatherall was behind Swamp Thing....usually I would dismiss this out of hand but he has the most uncanny ability to come up with things that just should not be true!
It was Dave Ball & Rich Norris.

Though I do seem to remember some "Propellerheads" connection.

yeah it was dave ball from soft cell
the grid they were called
i saw them play megadog once apon a million years ago
they weren't very good
consequently they dissapeared without trace
good.

[TechMouse]

yeah it was dave ball from soft cell
the grid they were called
i saw them play megadog once apon a million years ago
they weren't very good
consequently they dissapeared without trace
good.
I quite liked Evolver at the time it came out.
Made me want to play the banjo with a collinder on my head.
I was only 13 though.

[davethedrummer]

yeah it was dave ball from soft cell
the grid they were called
i saw them play megadog once apon a million years ago
they weren't very good
consequently they dissapeared without trace
good.
I quite liked Evolver at the time it came out.
Made me want to play the banjo with a collinder on my head.
I was only 13 though.

my point exactly:

1. 13 years old ( an impressionable age , deduct 10 points)
2. the banjo ( an instrument that defies reason and elegance , deduct a further 10 points)
3.placing things on one's head ( ridiculous , you will never get a girlfriend , deduct entire lifetimes supply of points)

you see.......its self explanatory....
the grid were useless....just face it.

[TechMouse]

1. 13 years old ( an impressionable age , deduct 10 points)
Fair.

2. the banjo ( an instrument that defies reason and elegance , deduct a further 10 points)
1 word... Deliverance.

3.placing things on one's head ( ridiculous , you will never get a girlfriend , deduct entire lifetimes supply of points)
Try telling that to these hunks of love...

http://farm.tucows.com/2004/10/this_man_normalizes_his_data.jpg

http://www.dansden.freeserve.co.uk/mad/mad119.gif

http://home.apu.edu/~kathy/march2003/23library.JPG

... and don't try to tell me that didn't give you the horn.

[davethedrummer]

hahaha

yes but don't use that as an excuse :!:

[davethedrummer]

a collinder is a collinder my friend
and playing air banjo whilst strutting around the room listening to the grid
with a collinder on your head has got nothing on just wearing the odd stupid hat now and again . don't fool yourself.

you were young......easily led......it's ok you are with friends now.
let the tears out :cry:

[TechMouse]

http://www.remc11.k12.mi.us/bhas/bhhs/future/images/cry.gif

Oh well, could have been worse.

[dan the acid man]

bloody hell, the grid, i remember them :oops:

[Little Fella!]

I've got Climie Fischer "Love Changes Everything" House Mix on the 12"

Chuffed to bits I was back in 1988!

I'm sure there's more... :drool:

[EmotionComplex]

i bought zombie nation :shock:

i liked the dave clarke mix at the time, im not sure what my opinion on it is now though, its been a while :lol: