View Full Version : Christiano Ronaldo arrested on rape charge!!
*bits lip to stiffle laughter*
Oh dear,looks like he's either been a naughty boy,or some "enterprising" woman is trying it on.
Hope that if he is foud guilty,he gets the proper sentance and the jury don't take pity on him cos he's just a "poor ickle football player"
We need gags dammit!!
french_og
20-10-2005, 12:08 PM
Load of bollox if you ask me, some stupid dumb slag trying to make a name for herself. When a women goes to a guy room there is only one thing on her mind and that is cock!
Get fed up with all these stupid rape charges, bet she has had more pricks than Phil The Power Taylors Dart Board.
Esox Lucius
20-10-2005, 12:08 PM
will be some bint, hell bent on fame or money. slags!
anyway,it couldn't have been rape.
If she wanted to get away,all she'd have needed to do would be to nudge him,and he'd have been rolling around on the floor :lol:
Esox Lucius
20-10-2005, 12:12 PM
hahaha yeah, maybe he tripped over her and landed in an 'awkward' position :lol:
Traxx
20-10-2005, 12:24 PM
LOl
Numeric
21-10-2005, 12:41 AM
It has to be bullsh*t surely...
dan the acid man
21-10-2005, 06:40 PM
anyway,it couldn't have been rape.
If she wanted to get away,all she'd have needed to do would be to nudge him,and he'd have been rolling around on the floor :lol:
haha :lol: :lol:
yeah, sounds like a money making scheme, she will probably be selling her story next
Traxx
21-10-2005, 06:45 PM
Just been reading in the echo a passage from Pinocchio’s new autobiography were he say’s that Ronaldo was offered to us for 4 mill & was set to join till he heard on the TV united had paid 12 mill. Looks like you got had there. He also went on to say that houllier had said to him at the start of the 2003/4 season that we should go for Alan Shearer??????????????????????????? Apparently he thinks he was sure he would come till Newcastle offered him the contract that he wanted. Thank fuk for that.
Good job we got rid of that French cunt when we did.
Good job we got rid of that French cunt when we did.
Traxx
21-10-2005, 06:46 PM
Dunno what happend there.
davemoore
21-10-2005, 07:23 PM
he would not do this i think cuz most girls woulld be after him and if he asked a girl for a shag and she said no he would just ask another girl who most probably would :?: :?:
Traxx
21-10-2005, 07:39 PM
Thats a load of bollox dave. I think if that happend its more likely for it to turn to the "dont you know who i am?" "you wont say no to me" type routine. Power, money & fame corrupts.
DJsmallpaul
21-10-2005, 07:45 PM
My mum cracked me up when i told her about this, she said "What pritty boy ?" haha
Richierush
22-10-2005, 01:41 AM
will be some bint, hell bent on fame or money. slags!
next ull be sayin u were raped by steven gerrard, john :lol: :lol: welcome back boy neem quiet on ere :lol: :cool:
A lot of rape charges being thrown at footballers it seems... Ryan Giggs aint pretty no more though, haha. Dunno why some women (used) to fancy him, he didn't look to hot with a big lump on his face at any rate!
Numeric
23-10-2005, 07:21 PM
i don't think anyone else on here is bothered about Ryan Giggs' looks mate, only you...
;)
Cristiano is a w**ker, he hasn't done f**k all this season so far and is still stalling on his contract, what a t**t, he can f**k off...
Park is better anyway...
Yeah, I never liked him, haha.
Miksta
24-10-2005, 02:14 AM
i think he is class, just gotta learn to stop beeing a ball greedy prick
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