constipated techno producer??

[davethedrummer]

me at the moment
pass the prune juice !!

[Traxx]

Loads of fresh orange.

[gary_human]

my mate says a couple of drops of optrex will give someone the shits, we aint tried yet, but if it works let us know

[dirty_bass]

just put some praws in a sock in the airing cupboard for 4 hours, then eat the prawns.

[SlavikSvensk]

extra hot vindaloo and a couple big kingfishers. nothing stops that.

[marginmaster]

stick the cardboard inner tube from kitchen roll up yer bum

[force]

Box of dates???

[dan the acid man]

liqourice

[Stella Boy]

half a bottle of califig, 1/8 skunk & a cheech & chong film.

and don't forget to put the bog roll in the fridge first

[Jay Pace]

Olive oil enema

Worked for nellie the elephant

[conflict]

10 pints of stella and a curry!!

all goes off big time!!