Some fun songs for us all to sing

[Will]

Cheryl Tweedy is a slag, she is a f**king whore
and when she's shagging Ashley, she thinks of Adebayor.

Posh Spice is a slapper
She wears a wonderbra
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Ray Parlour...

"He might not be able to cross it
He might not be able to pass,
But one thing is for certain,
She takes it up the arse"

"Tony Adams is magic, he has a magic knob,
and when he saw Caprice, he stuck it in her gob"

He stuck it in her fanny
He stuck it in her bum
And then he played for Arsenal and we only f**king won!

[DJsmallpaul]

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly have you heard of the Northbank Highbury !
Shanks said no i don't think so but i've heard of the Longside Burnley !

na na na na na na na na !
na na na na na na na na !
na na na na na na na na !
Were the Longside Burnley !


Arsene wenger is a wanker is a wanker !
Nice ground shit fans nice ground shit fans !


:;

[xes]

He's only a poor little gooner
his face was all battered and torn
he made me feel sick
so I hit him with a brick
and now he don't sing anymore
POOR THING!

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over the Emerates tomorow
and shit on the basids below
shiiiiit on,shiiiiit on,shit on the bastids below,below
shiiiiit on,shiiiiit on,shit on the bastids below,below

[Esox Lucius]

harry kewell is a wanker, he might aswell be single, because his missus is a slag who's been shagged by marlon dingle.

[Numeric]

i saw my mate, the other day
who said to me i've seen the white pele
and so i asked, who is he?
he goes by the name of wayne rooney
wayne rooney, wayne rooney
he goes by the name of wayne rooney

:)

[Richierush]

i saw my mate, the other day
who said to me i've seen the white pele
and so i asked, who is he?
he goes by the name of wayne rooney
wayne rooney, wayne rooney
he goes by the name of wayne rooney

:)


had to ruin this post didnt ya :laughing:

[Richierush]

We hate bill shankly an we get st john
but most of all we hate big ron
an we'll hang the kopites one by one
on the banks of the royal blue merseyyyyyyyyyyy! :cheese:

[nick_anarchy]

he plays on the left
he plays on the riiight
that boy ronaldo
makes england look shite



also leeds, everton and co fans cant sing " you went to man utd & you won **** all" to smith , rooney and other anymore haha