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JamieBall
22-08-2008, 09:41 AM
Records with women on the labels with their tits out ?
I don't feel there's QUITE been enough generic labels featuring such imagery in the techno scene of late.
Really. No, seriously.
I mean, I know most techno djs/producers would give 50 cent a run in the 'pimping' stakes (ahem... COUGH...Splutter) but come on..... Who the **** started this shit ? Is this all that techno stands for ? TBH for me this sorta stuff conjures up images of bedroom bound, tv tanned geeks tugging themselves into oblivion in front of a copy of Ableton...
I guess the music has truly ceased to speak for itself, huh ?
PS: As usual, perhaps not a popular view - but hey, it's an open forum ;-)
Si the Sigh
22-08-2008, 09:46 AM
This thread is useless without pictures.
JamieBall
22-08-2008, 09:52 AM
I've got a photo from the 80's of dwarven, big haired jizz magnet SAM FOX with a copy of the new Robert Hood - Fabric Live CD nestling between her tits. It's ****ing awesome on 2 counts.
1 = It has tits and techno in it
2 = It is completely anachronistic
I'd post it but as I'm kinda against such things I'm not going to bother. I'm sure you can all imagine it though. Mick Fleetwood is also in the background, looking disappointed.
FuK-NuT
22-08-2008, 10:05 AM
homo!
;)
jamie's right. why isnt there more records with man boobs on?
Smear
22-08-2008, 12:02 PM
Yeah you wonder how many records are sold purely because there's tits on them. Can't be that many that it justifies doing it surely.
Luckily the artwork's a good indicator of the quality of music on them.
We need less tits and more Thighpaulsandra type artwork!
http://progressive.homestead.com/files/thighpaulsandra.jpg
The Overfiend
23-08-2008, 05:59 AM
http://www.discogs.com/viewimages?release=27995
You forgot Apple Laptop in that Ableton statement.
Personally I can't be doing with this using Windows/OSX and a computer probably powerful enough to complete the genome database in a few days, to make music/play out. I personally find PCDOS and 133MHz PC I found in a skip adequate.
Me and mates have been looking to release vinyl for an age now, unfortunately it's expensive and if you have more than 1 colour on the label it's even more expensive, so no monster orbs on our stuff. I suppose I could just glue some plastic ones on, but then that wouldn't be much use for playing the other side, tbh tho' nobody would probably notice the difference with my music anyway :S
qUE
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davethedrummer
05-09-2008, 11:02 PM
TITS!
there was one hardcore record whose sleeve was completely covered with bunch of explicit porn images.. can't remember label name right now
Smear
06-09-2008, 11:02 AM
Fist of Fury on Phantasm?
http://www.discogs.com/image/R-228595-1099151686.jpg
THe images are too small to see but i remember one of his sleeves having lots of amputee porn and the like.
And there's the iconic:
http://www.discogs.com/release/313971
Lovely stuff!
yeah thats the one! i have bigger image saved somewhere...
DannyBlack
06-09-2008, 01:56 PM
Tits are for lightweights, I want clunge on my records. Gaping minges or I won't buy your vinyl.
GMOSFTU!
:lol:
Seriously though, I couldn't give a monkeys what picture is on the vinyl.
dicks are way better.
http://www.667u.com/dj%20rainbow%20ejaculation.html
DannyBlack
06-09-2008, 04:23 PM
You can't put willies on vinyl. You just can't.
Miss Saysay
06-09-2008, 05:24 PM
dicks are way better.
http://www.667u.com/dj%20rainbow%20ejaculation.html
Blimey that's rather full on! haha :lol:
dan the acid man
06-09-2008, 06:23 PM
You can't put willies on vinyl. You just can't.
you can but they make a mess :confused:
DannyBlack
06-09-2008, 06:56 PM
:lol: theres loving vinyl and then theres "loving" vinyl.
aphex_hn
06-09-2008, 07:20 PM
Tits are for lightweights, I want clunge on my records. Gaping minges or I won't buy your vinyl.
GMOSFTU!
what about dj skinhead - extreme terror rmxes on cunt records?
http://www.discogs.com/viewimages?release=16380
Personaly, I don't give shit what is on the cover, middle or stashed in the sleeve.
So long as it's easy to spot while rifling through your tunes what difference does it make?
TechMouse
06-09-2008, 10:46 PM
You can't put willies on vinyl. You just can't.
Depends how sharp the edge is I guess...
I put other peoples willies on my vinyl.
its the only way i get my kicks.
PS - I want jamie balls tits on record.
TechMouse
07-09-2008, 12:25 AM
PS - I want jamie balls tits on record.
Balls and Tits on records. I say.
nytclubber
07-09-2008, 03:27 AM
Personaly, I don't give shit what is on the cover, middle or stashed in the sleeve.
So long as it's easy to spot while rifling through your tunes what difference does it make?
ummm...none.
Smear
07-09-2008, 10:55 AM
Personaly, I don't give shit what is on the cover, middle or stashed in the sleeve.
So long as it's easy to spot while rifling through your tunes what difference does it make?
Yeah but do you not feel a bit insulted when someone puts tits all over the artwork because they think that will encourage you to buy it?
Speaking of Rainbow Ejaculation, this guy's artwork is a cut above:
http://www.discogs.com/artist/Passenger+Of+Shit
koenigsegg
07-09-2008, 11:24 AM
Yeah but do you not feel a bit insulted when someone puts tits all over the artwork because they think that will encourage you to buy it?
Speaking of Rainbow Ejaculation, this guy's artwork is a cut above:
http://www.discogs.com/artist/Passenger+Of+Shit
I think the artist in your link has a tourettes outburst whenever he names his tunes lol
http://www.discogs.com/release/620414 lol
Yeah but do you not feel a bit insulted when someone puts tits all over the artwork because they think that will encourage you to buy it?
Nah, I wouldn't read into it too much. If my tunes come packaged with boobs on the front then so be it.
Speaking of Rainbow Ejaculation, this guy's artwork is a cut above:
http://www.discogs.com/artist/Passenger+Of+Shit
Imagine going into a record shop and asking for some of them. You'd either get a slap or escorted off the premises by the police lol!
Smear
07-09-2008, 03:17 PM
I have a few of his records, Stick Dick In Concrete is a bit of a classic.
Yeah but do you not feel a bit insulted when someone puts tits all over the artwork because they think that will encourage you to buy it?
Speaking of Rainbow Ejaculation, this guy's artwork is a cut above:
http://www.discogs.com/artist/Passenger+Of+Shit
To be fair he does do speed/terrorcore, its de rigeur.. it would be much more out of character to name a tune "I like to flower arrange and eat scones" for a terrorcore track.
audioinjection
09-09-2008, 09:25 PM
super bra has always had some tasteful label artwork
http://www.discogs.com/label/SuperBra
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