Aliases & track names...

[Si the Sigh]

How do these people come up with these names? I bet there's a story behind every name. I'd love to know why some tracks are called what they are! Some classic ones for me (and proving the acid techno scene has a sense of humour!) are:

Aliases:

Shanks of the Armitage (Guy McAfer & Tom Shiers)
Tarball & Lungbutter (Rowland the Bastard & Guy McAffer, because they both smoke too much apparently!)

Track names:

Did you spill my pint? (Cluster)
Do you mind being careful where you throw your rocks? (Smitten)
Love's gotta hold of my gonads. (SUF)
Puddle of piss in a warehouse. (Cluster)
My 909's got a picture of Chris Liberator on it! (Routemaster. Chris said Dave DDR did really have a picture of him on his 303!)
Even if she's got a perm?
Get out of my shop now! (Hazchem)
Fu*ked EQ.
Mr T loves 303!