invatation to the united end of season dinner dance

[Esox Lucius]

FOLLOWING RECENT RESULTS YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE
MANCHESTER UNITED
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE
(being held early due to unforeseen circumstances)


Menu

Main course
Humble pie
Lancashire hotch-potch
Tim Howard’s Porto catch of the day

Dessert
Hard Cheese
Sour Grapes

Wine
L’urine de Rio, Carrington 2003
(a hard-to-swallow sample vintage)

Guest speakers
Kevin Keegan
Arsene Wenger


Please note that the club’s European Tour scheduled
for April and May has been cancelled.


:lol: :clap:

[Numeric]

Way behind with this one too Downer, weeks old mate, we've had the Liverpool and Everton versions through the office since, which are far funnier...

:lol:

[Esox Lucius]

yeah i suppose all your off ice are non manc united fans, dont tell me all your dads support them. :lol:

[Numeric]

:lol:

We got a good mix here, couple of Blue noses too, who keep quiet most of the time...

;)

[Esox Lucius]

haha :lol: