Esox Lucius
06-04-2004, 11:13 AM
thought i would put this in here aswell as the insane asylum.
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A van driver used to amuse himself by scaring the
shit out of every Glasgow Rangers fan he saw
strutting down the road in his blue and white
uniform. He would swerve as if to hit them, and
at the last minute, swerve back onto the road.
One day as he was driving along the road, he saw
a priest hitch-hiking. He thought he would do his
good deed for the day and offer the priest a
lift. "Where are you going, Father?" he
asked.
"I'm going to say Mass at St Joseph's
church, about 2 miles down the road," came
the reply.
"No problem," said the driver,
"Jump in and I'll give you a lift."
The happy priest climbed into the van and they
set off down the road. Suddenly the driver caught
site of a Hun on the pavement, and instinctively
swerved as if to hit him, but just in time,
remembering the priest in his van, swerved back
to the road again, narrowly missing the cunt.
Although he was certain that he didn't hit him,
however, he still heard a loud "Thud".
Not understanding where the noise came from, he
glanced in his mirrors, and, seeing nothing, said
to the priest, "Sorry Father, I almost hit
that Rangers Supporter walking down the road
there."
"That's okay," replied the priest,
"I got the ****er with the door!
:lol:
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A van driver used to amuse himself by scaring the
shit out of every Glasgow Rangers fan he saw
strutting down the road in his blue and white
uniform. He would swerve as if to hit them, and
at the last minute, swerve back onto the road.
One day as he was driving along the road, he saw
a priest hitch-hiking. He thought he would do his
good deed for the day and offer the priest a
lift. "Where are you going, Father?" he
asked.
"I'm going to say Mass at St Joseph's
church, about 2 miles down the road," came
the reply.
"No problem," said the driver,
"Jump in and I'll give you a lift."
The happy priest climbed into the van and they
set off down the road. Suddenly the driver caught
site of a Hun on the pavement, and instinctively
swerved as if to hit him, but just in time,
remembering the priest in his van, swerved back
to the road again, narrowly missing the cunt.
Although he was certain that he didn't hit him,
however, he still heard a loud "Thud".
Not understanding where the noise came from, he
glanced in his mirrors, and, seeing nothing, said
to the priest, "Sorry Father, I almost hit
that Rangers Supporter walking down the road
there."
"That's okay," replied the priest,
"I got the ****er with the door!
:lol: