WHEN YOU DJ WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU PLAY???

[mistah-wedding-deejay]

i do weddings so i play a lot of pop hits disco and club favourites and such i play mp3s off my laptop mostly

what do youo play???????????

[tekku7181]

stuff that would ruin a wedding b4 everyone had a chance to sit down..

[tioneb]

i like to play porn movies soundtracks.

also johnny halliday, patrick sébastien, chantal goya, bernard minet, paul van dick.

[gumpy green]

bonkers cds back to back with farm yard animal samples "moooo-in" and "baaaaaa-ing" over the top... sometimes i mc stuff like old macdonald had a farm eeee, i eeee i, - oh. check it...

click this, link then ryme along... (http://www.diversefrequencies.co.uk/nonsence/omcd.mid)

Ima bad mutha fukin sheep luvin supa star....you can be too, just ryme along....one too three........(choose whatever animal you want)

1.
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some chicks
Ee i ee i o
With a cluck-cluck here
And a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck
Everywhere a cluck-cluck
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o

2
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some cows
Ee i ee i oh
With a moo-moo here
And a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo
Everywhere a moo-moo
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o

3
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some pigs
Ee i ee i o
With an oink-oink here
And an oink-oink there
Here an oink, there an oink
Everywhere an oink-oink
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o

Add in other animals that you teach on the farm like :
dogs - woof-woof
cat - meow-meow
sheeps - baa-baa
horses - neigh-neigh

Staright up husslin all the sukaz................

check dis new track.......all midied up mcdonlad.....

[MangaFish]

i like to play the spoons

i tap dance too ;)

[maily]

i sometimes do a country & western set with live stylophone accompaniment,
absolutely kicking, can't fail! :twisted:

[DROID]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Si the Sigh]

Country & Western mixed & mashed up with some 2 step and lashings of PHAT bass! :rambo:

[The Overfiend]

I blend Nelly songs with Cannibal Corpse lyrics.

[Tony]

i managed to sample my stereotypical heavy metal neighbour hacking his guts up every five mins and gentley place that over some phillip glass.

i think the word discordant fits the description of the mix.

shania twain on the third deck, yeah baby i got the skills, mix master!!

[mistah-wedding-deejay]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE SEIRIOUS?????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????

[Dustin Zahn]

One time at this wedding I played back in '87 I played nothing but The Clash for 2 straight hours.

[Stella Boy]

I play alot of different styles but my biggest crowd pleaser is a very very limited 12" of an 80's classic. There's were only 100 printed and I've seen them going on Ebay for upto £100 :shock:

I am, of course, talking about the seminal release: The Grumbleweeds sing the classics of Bob Dylan, whilst wearing gas masks.

I tell you, this paved the way for some of the most serious underground dark techno releases of the modern era. :twisted:

[Col]

i play nothing. i just stand naked, scratching records with my penis, with the levels turned down. djing is all about entertainment.

[Stella Boy]

i play nothing. i just stand naked, scratching records with my penis, with the levels turned down. djing is all about entertainment.

So you're a cheesy DJ then ?

[basslinejunkie]

i play nothing. i just stand naked, scratching records with my penis, with the levels turned down. djing is all about entertainment.

So you're a cheesy DJ then ?

hahaha :lol:

[Stuart]

stuff that would ruin a wedding b4 everyone had a chance to sit down..

not my wedding

When I get married, there'll be no pop ****ing music played there. I can't stand the stuff. It'll be tech house to hard driving dark twisted techno.

[Col]

i play nothing. i just stand naked, scratching records with my penis, with the levels turned down. djing is all about entertainment.

So you're a cheesy DJ then ?

in some respects sure. lets just say that when i get booked, the customer doesnt get what they expected.

[The Overfiend]

i play nothing. i just stand naked, scratching records with my penis, with the levels turned down. djing is all about entertainment.

So you're a cheesy DJ then ?

in some respects sure. lets just say that when i get booked, the customer doesnt get what they expected.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[jonnyspeed]

teknivalighettoacidboomboomshaketheroom pop

[StoQ]

i play britney S. - hard vinyl style :)