Fart football

A old retired couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man lets one rip and Says,"One nil." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says" In the onion bag 1-1." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm 2-1 up." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "what a screamer, all level again." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "It's a tap in, I lead 3-2." Now the pressures on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

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