Some fun songs for us all to sing
Cheryl Tweedy is a slag, she is a f**king whore
and when she's shagging Ashley, she thinks of Adebayor.
Posh Spice is a slapper
She wears a wonderbra
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Ray Parlour...
"He might not be able to cross it
He might not be able to pass,
But one thing is for certain,
She takes it up the arse"
"Tony Adams is magic, he has a magic knob,
and when he saw Caprice, he stuck it in her gob"
He stuck it in her fanny
He stuck it in her bum
And then he played for Arsenal and we only f**king won!
