Lightning FAST but very decent reverb plug?

i hate reverbs and try to avoid them because they're cheesy effects just as delay flanger chorus etc :D

jokes aside, i'm looking for something that i could use for quick offline processing. all the reverbs take ages to load up and calculate shit, i need something that takes 0.5 sec to load up and it's reasonably quick to render with....intending to use it for some short creative effects, not really caring for 100% precise reality approximations..just to make things smear and gel better, but not too noisy

there are some simple reverbs but they usually sound way too shit :/

any ideas?

What DAW are you using?

cubase 3 SX :D for production
ableton live for the pa

i MIGHT switch to reaper if it's really going that well! they have per take effecting now and that network plugin hosting is crazy
very stable as well

Personally speaking id be using the inbuilt ones. they're not that bad.

really? i was foolish enough to wipe them out of the way, will check them then

buy a new machine, then all reverbs will load up fast. I never had such problem that reverb is loading slow or it takes long time to calculate.

I would suggest you to check Wizzo verb, IK Classic reverb, and also PSP84 which is more like delay, but it's good for spatial effects.