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I like a good nosh. Do you like a good nosh? Oh I think you do, no matter how much you might protest. In fact, I think I can safely say that we all like a good nosh. With that in mind, your hosts at Tinnitus, in conjunction with the almighty danger noise soundsystem and the Red House, bring you a 6 course musical feast of Bacchanalian proportions to be held on the 20th of June 2008 AD. Obviously you're all invited. Get your wanky pseudo-intellectual dinner-table conversation out – it's the . . .
Tinnitus pre-Summer Holiday Mashup!
Apéritif – Sam Tinnitus
Tinnitus' chief sommelier, Sam Tinnitus, will personally prepare for you a cocktail of potent breakstep, heady, bass infused breaks perfectly complimented with a dash of the finest, most intoxicating dubstep known to humanity, mixed in an unpredictable manner that will be sure to get you swaying whether you like it or not.
Fish Course - Shreddie
Sheffield stalwart Scratch Eddie and the mysterious Shrimpnel will be joining forces (and laptops) to become the almighty Shreddie. Bass will be the main ingredient of this course, though it will be balanced perfectly with lashings of drum and their secret recipe 'junglist' seasoning.
Entrée – Sinista Tek
This top secret course is currently under development deep underground in one of Sheffield's 7 hills – if I told you too much about it I'd get a horseradish stuffed my arse 'til I dieded. That being said, the culinary genius behind it is none other than Sinista Tek, so you can be guaranteed that it will blow your socks off; aurally, gastronomically, literally and metaphorically.
Main Course – Dr Bastardo
Travelling all the way up from Brighton, our special guest chef is a producer extraordinaire having released extensively on both Wrong Music and France's legendary PeaceOff. Dr Bastardo will bring to the table (which will look to the naked eye very much like a dancefloor) a heavily laden hostess trolley (which will look strangely like a laptop computer) full of gobsmackingly superlative live junglebreakcoregabber mentalism. You will be satisfied.
Desert – Distorted Panda
Distorted Panda, Tinnitus' head chef is planning on filling you to bursting with a carefully prepared and executed trademark concoction of hardcore techno, **** off DnB, tantalisingly topped with a sprinkling of looking like a pillock behind the decks. C'est Délicieux!
Digestif – Bee Log
Just in case you're feeling a bit stuffed by this point, Bee Log with be rounding the banquet off with a short, intense shot of liquid musical ambrosia, which might just make you dance like a ****ing mentalist and puke everywhere. Let us know if you think that might happen and we'll try and get some emetophiliacs ready to wank themselves senseless whilst you do it.
Now all that appetite whetting is out of the way, here are the logistical details:
Date:
Friday 20 June 2008
Venue:
Red House, Solly St, Sheffield
Doors:
9 while 3
Tax:
£3 before 11 or with NUS, £4 thereafter, advance tickets available from www.wegottickets.com
The danger rig, as ever, providing the decibels.
And no anorexics!
Tinnitus x
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