invatation to the united end of season dinner dance
FOLLOWING RECENT RESULTS YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE
MANCHESTER UNITED
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE
(being held early due to unforeseen circumstances)
Menu
Main course
Humble pie
Lancashire hotch-potch
Tim Howard’s Porto catch of the day
Dessert
Hard Cheese
Sour Grapes
Wine
L’urine de Rio, Carrington 2003
(a hard-to-swallow sample vintage)
Guest speakers
Kevin Keegan
Arsene Wenger
Please note that the club’s European Tour scheduled
for April and May has been cancelled.
:lol: :clap:
