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13-03-2008, 05:30 PM
rhythmtech

what is wonky

i heard mark hawkins makes wonky techno. is this true? :roflmao:
13-03-2008, 05:36 PM
messyfuture

are you crusing?
13-03-2008, 05:42 PM
TechMouse

Barry "Death Wish" Technologies.
13-03-2008, 05:42 PM
rhythmtech

i just heard that he made a lot of it?

is wonky techno that stuff with the beat crusher on it?

:lol: :tongue: :roflmao:
13-03-2008, 05:45 PM
TechMouse

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhythmtech

i just heard that he made a lot of it?

He does. We just don't talk about it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhythmtech

is wonky techno that stuff with the beat crusher on it?

That's the one. Over there by the postbox.
13-03-2008, 05:47 PM
rhythmtech

Quote:

Originally Posted by TechMouse

He does. We just don't talk about it.

kinda like ch*ck nor*is?
13-03-2008, 05:48 PM
rhythmtech

sorry.. we havent had a good wonk in here in ages :wink: :lol:
13-03-2008, 05:49 PM
TechMouse

Wonking is not a crime.

(That works on so many levels).
13-03-2008, 05:49 PM
eyeswithoutaface

something tell's me Mark wont rise to this one
13-03-2008, 05:53 PM
rhythmtech

d'ya reckon?

probably too busy writing offbeat music?

(sorry mark!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: )
13-03-2008, 05:54 PM
TechMouse

Quote:

Originally Posted by eyeswithoutaface

something tell's me Mark wont rise to this one

I dunno man.

People get the horn over all sorts of weird stuff.
13-03-2008, 05:54 PM
eyeswithoutaface

Quote:

Originally Posted by TechMouse

I dunno man.

People get the horn over all sorts of weird stuff.

hahahaha

well, true
13-03-2008, 07:20 PM
stjohn

:lol::lol:

proper conversation on this forum has really plummeted

daddy, whats a euro?
13-03-2008, 07:22 PM
rhythmtech

Quote:

Originally Posted by stjohn

daddy,

so your mum finally told you our dirty secret son?
13-03-2008, 07:25 PM
stjohn

ye !! why on earth you would want to exchange sexualities is beyond me
13-03-2008, 07:26 PM
rhythmtech

for the pies.. its always for the pies.

beef & gravy, chicken & mushroom.. mmmmmm.....

do i really need to go on?
13-03-2008, 08:32 PM
MITA

wonky is when it wonks
14-03-2008, 12:34 AM
detfella

what boa needs is some system like digg where we can bury the shit threads
14-03-2008, 12:57 AM
rhythmtech

Quote:

Originally Posted by detfella

what boa needs is some system like digg where we can bury the shit threads

what we need is a system like the mafia where we can bury those who've had a senseofhumourectomy!!!

without the shit threads this place would be dead its that quiet lately :lol:
14-03-2008, 09:55 AM
TechMouse

Arsebook is killing internet forums.
14-03-2008, 10:53 AM
judas_beast

Quote:

Originally Posted by TechMouse

Wonking is not a crime.

(That works on so many levels).

It's bad for yer eyesight though.

This is Squatuice, right?
14-03-2008, 11:09 AM
RDR

who said that?

wonker.
14-03-2008, 03:12 PM
crime

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...arch&plindex=1

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...68891860&hl=en
14-03-2008, 03:14 PM
massplanck

Mark Hawkins. The king of wonky techno.
14-03-2008, 03:27 PM
crime

I guess I'll never live that one down, no matter how inaccurate I feel it to be.. thanks for plastering my name around though, you never know, it might help with the gigs and stuff :P
14-03-2008, 03:30 PM
massplanck

;)
14-03-2008, 03:58 PM
rhythmtech

Quote:

Originally Posted by crime

I guess I'll never live that one down, no matter how inaccurate I feel it to be.. thanks for plastering my name around though, you never know, it might help with the gigs and stuff :P

mm.. agents fee 15% :wink: :lol:
14-03-2008, 05:39 PM
ritaheed

hawkins is brilliant - luv his jakd up wonk shit - gutted tht a missed him @ monox in glasgow!!
14-03-2008, 10:10 PM
rhythmtech

Quote:

Originally Posted by ritaheed

jakd up wonk shit

is that a "street" term for crack? and you love his "jakd up wonk shit"?

is he a crack dealer now?
14-03-2008, 11:54 PM
judas_beast

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhythmtech

is that a "street" term for crack? and you love his "jakd up wonk shit"?

is he a crack dealer now?

A Mans gotta get paid!
15-03-2008, 09:24 AM
ritaheed

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhythmtech

is that a "street" term for crack? and you love his "jakd up wonk shit"?

is he a crack dealer now?

yer a funny man - can a plz hang aboot wae u??
15-03-2008, 09:27 AM
rhythmtech

no
15-03-2008, 10:04 AM
ritaheed

well bolt wae yer thick irish no good comments then.....
15-03-2008, 10:11 AM
rhythmtech

firstly, what language are you speakin?

secondly, keep your thick irish comments to yourself or you wont find yourself lasting too long around here.

and finally, this thread was made for fun. just havin a laugh with someone over some old banter that was on the site.. so dont come wading in givin it all that when you obviously have no idea what we're talking about in the first place.
15-03-2008, 10:18 AM
ritaheed

firstly im speaking english but im scottish.....

secondly are you irish?? well then... anyways it was banter :P

and finally it didnt come across as fun to me....especially when ye decided to pick up on what a said......

anyways who cares...if its banter then fair enough
15-03-2008, 10:22 AM
rhythmtech

well considering whats been said in the thread and the fact that mark himself has posted in it knowing that its banter, how did you manage not to pick up on it?

and so what if im irish.. that makes me thick?

i guarantee you if i was to call you a skirt wearing fairy who's country hasnt got the balls to stand up to its english masters, i wouldnt be too long geting banned.

but i'd never say something like that :wink:
15-03-2008, 10:30 AM
rhythmtech

anyway.. its way to early for all this lark.
15-03-2008, 12:13 PM
...Dave...

my cock:yup:
15-03-2008, 01:12 PM
clubsynthetic

wonky is me after a good dose of acid
15-03-2008, 04:28 PM
crime

I was dubious about this thread to start with, but now it's become quite highly amusing, but come on, calm down lads.... christ :D
15-03-2008, 07:41 PM
DannyBlack

its all fun and games til someone loses an eye.

if wonky refers to that miditonal techno then i like it. good 'n' funky.
16-03-2008, 07:46 AM
ritaheed

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhythmtech

well considering whats been said in the thread and the fact that mark himself has posted in it knowing that its banter, how did you manage not to pick up on it?

and so what if im irish.. that makes me thick?

i guarantee you if i was to call you a skirt wearing fairy who's country hasnt got the balls to stand up to its english masters, i wouldnt be too long geting banned.

but i'd never say something like that :wink:

nah wasnt talkin aboot wot ye said about mark it was what ye picked up on wot a said - and aye if yer irish yer as thick as a plank of wood - everyone knows tht ;)

english masters they wish.... they got telt along time ago - and aye if a had ma scottish klt on and a seen you ye would get tea bagged right on yer puss!!
16-03-2008, 11:58 AM
TechMouse

Quote:

Originally Posted by crime

I was dubious about this thread to start with, but now it's become quite highly amusing, but come on, calm down lads.... christ :D

We're getting all the stereotypes today.

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1456/calmdownar7.jpg
16-03-2008, 01:32 PM
RDR

Quote:

Originally Posted by ritaheed

english masters they wish.... they got telt along time ago

Sail on dreamer :rolleyes: :lol:

pwned
16-03-2008, 01:43 PM
ritaheed

Quote:

Originally Posted by RDR

Sail on dreamer :rolleyes: :lol:

pwned

Battle of Bannockburn 1314 - nuff said!!!
16-03-2008, 01:46 PM
ritaheed

and who's got the oil - no use bitches anyways......plus us scotts rock the show wen it comes to techno.....:D
16-03-2008, 09:00 PM
DannyBlack

ah lads relax! we're all british!!! we all speak the queens language!
17-03-2008, 02:25 PM
mattboyslim

Quote:

Originally Posted by DannyBlack

ah lads relax! we're all british!!! we all speak the queens language!

the queen is a twat
17-03-2008, 02:43 PM
Microdot

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattboyslim

the queen is a twat

but she does give good blow jobs, allegedly.
17-03-2008, 02:57 PM
RDR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microdot

but she does give good blow jobs, allegedly.

Prince Phil is mad at the Mark.

@rita - only joshing man...! cant pass up a wind up oportunity;)

Im quarter irish, qtr, english, qtr scots and qtr welsh. so im only dissing my grandparents and myself really.

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