i bet he'd have some trouble pronouncing "schranz"Quote:
Originally Posted by V..
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i bet he'd have some trouble pronouncing "schranz"Quote:
Originally Posted by V..
mmmmmmm....lets have another listen shall we?? :lol: :clap:
Agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by MARK EG
Grandmaster Flash would sue over this.
4 pages?
well this pretty much links to the point I'd like to make. That is that some schranz has been good, but much of it is effortless unoriginal turd like this. I think a few of the releases have been faithful to the original hard sort of sound of the tunes they are based on. They have just made these tunes applicable to a hard techno set-no bad thing. I'd like to cite particularly the version of born slippy, and the voodoo people one, and also blade. now I think what has been done to these is good because they work well as techno tunes. What I'd agree is a pile of faf is when gratuitous bootlegs are made that don't work as tunes in there own rights are made-as they just end up not working IMO. However, having said this that IMO is important because maybe the thread starter thinks it does work well, which I can't really argue with-different strokes for different folks. Basically what it comes down to is that I think if it works as a techno tune and has a little innovation in it it can be good and is not just thievery as it gives a new slant to the original, and can be good fun. A little like a remix-something I think nobody has a problem with here. Unfortunately alot of these schranz releases (in fact IMO most of them) lack a new slant and are just a little gratuitous. But this doesn't make schranz bad because it's schranz, and I think to say schranz is inherently bad is a little unfair, and quite possibly a little pretentious. After all it is fun and doesn't techno have something to do with having a laugh?Quote:
If this was a bootie styled remix with some ideas, a little bit of a personal slant, a point to make then I would probably be in with it
Also, be careful to remember acid techno was pood on by "purist" techno fans, and is now a much more respected genre.
Be careful you don't do the same to other newcomers...
and remember "techno purists suck on this"!
I don't have Schranzeophobia, I just think these commercial blootlegs blow
If the guy who made this actually made the origional music thats been stolen and placed into this track I would be impressed. But sadly its not
oh i canQuote:
Originally Posted by alsynthe
its theft pure and simple
and also there really isn't annything else besideds that
becaus the artists just doesn't add anything to the original
take the sample away from the track and what are you left with
some drums.... and thats it , and i'm sorry but drums is drums innit.
anyone with half a brain can program those drum patterns.
stil....people like it.......
i hang my head in sorrow :cry:
I can see that, certainly not what I intended on happening......there is no point of getting wound up over a record that some like and some dislike.
It's been a few days since i was last on here.
I am suprised to see all the negative energy focused on this production or thread...
Producers will put out bootlegged tracks, wether it is shitty or not, the fact makes it more interesting to see where the real creativity falls in this Industry.
Bitching about shite will get you nowhere..
I helped out setting up a rig in the 2nd room at a grandmaster flash gig this weekend and played this to soundcheck the system. don't think the main man heard it though but some of his crew had some cheeky giggles.
it certainly isn't the best bit of techno i've ever heard but in it's defence: i live in a small town and the people that turn up to our events are not just technoheads they are anybody wanting to escape cheese. A tune like this can give these people a hook to get into and then you can play the 'proper' stuff; also it can safe your ass on the dancefloor.
we need to remember we are there to make people dance, if you can drop something with a bit of cheese that will then turn people on to the other tunes you are playing surely this is a good thing?????
and i'm hoping to get the job of turning it into five pages
do i get a cigar?
drat!
that one didn't do it
maybe this one will..........
yes success !!
5 pages of inane trivial bullshit!!!
wonderful , let's all schranz for christmas !!!!!
out now on k-tel !
not available in the shops
" i'm dreaming of a ......... schranz christmas ! "
with all your favourites
schranz blade
schranz slippy
erm...the schranz one we were talking about here
erm....erm......all the other schranz ones that all sound the same.......
can we get a list going?
guys ....guys.......hello.......anyone................. ..oh god now i only have myself to schranz with
etc etc etc ....
You schranz with sunglasses at night ?
:lol: :lol:
.......little schranznuts roasting on an open fire............hahaha
......silent schranz.....holy schranz...
Old MacDonald had a schranz.... ee ii ee iii ohhhhh
the hills are alive,,,with the sound of SHRANZ :doh:
i am tempted to take this one logical step further but i am very, very afraid of the consequences...Quote:
Originally Posted by mindbender
One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, Shranz,
Five o'clock, six o'clock, seven o'clock, Shranz,
eight o'clock, nine o'clock, ten o'clock, Shranz
We're gonna Shranz around the clock tonight.
Put your glad rags on and join me, hon,
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one,
We're gonna shranz around the clock tonight,
We're gonna shranz, shranz, shranz, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna shranz, gonna shranz, around the clock tonight.
When the clock strikes two, three and four,
If the dj slows down we'll yell for more,
We're gonna shranz around the clock tonight,
We're gonna shranz, shranz, shranz, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna shranz, gonna shranz, around the clock tonight……………… :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
your far too enthuiastic about that one :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by fatcollective
:clap:
girl ill shranz you
girl ill schranz you
gir illschranz you
You in my hut now my hut
girl ill shranz you
girl ill schranz you
gir illschranz you
your in my hut now
when you're in my hut
you know what's up
let your mind be free
relax your body
jump jump a little higher
Jump jump until you get tired
schranz your body
schranz your body
schranz your body to the bass
schranz it all over the place
Don't let nobody in your way
tonights your night todays your day
Afrika won't steer you wrong
say what schranz music all night long
:crackup:
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Originally Posted by oldbugger
LMAO!!!
Nowt wrong with any of those suggestions.
They`ll all make money and sell loads.
ooh
hang on
I`m on it.
I can just here a Schranze version of Slades, Now heeeeeeeeeer it iiiiiiiis merreeeeeeeeey chriiiistmas
I`ll race you all.
First to get it put on white label wins about 500 quid (represses willing) and as a bonus gets to lose a part of their eternal soul.
Count me in! :dance:
In the beginning, there was Boris, and Boris had a groove.
And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Boris boldy declared,
"Let there be schranz!"
and schranz music was born.
"I am, you see, I am the creator, and this is my schranz!
And, in my house there is ONLY schranz music.
But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR schranz music!"
And, you see, no one man owns shranz because schranz music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.
You see schranz is a feeling that no one can understand really unless youre deep into the vibe of schranz.
Schranz is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body.
And, as I told you before, this is our schranz and our schranz music.
And in every house, you understand, there is a keeper.
And, in this house, the keeper is Boris
Now some of you who might wonder,
"Who is Boris and what is it that Boris does?"
Boris is the one who gives you the power to jack your body!
Boris is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.
Boris is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.
Boris is the one who learns you how to walk your body.
Boris is the one that can bring nations and nations of all schranzers together under one house.
You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference in OUR shranz.
And this is shit.
I am quite offended by the "Fan's of the Liberators / Geezer / DDR will love this record" blurb thats with that shit! :lol:
Schranz Velvet - Gash.
"Earplugs ready, prepare for schranz"
:dance:
Dying to lock this thread already......Mark?
yeah you should lock it...
and ffs people, when will all this negativity stop...