Top 5 Internet Techno arguments

It was the best thread I have ever read man! www.squatjuice.com special... :lol:

haha yeah tekno v techno :doh: :lol:

cubase verses reason verses logic verses ableton verses.......

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Originally Posted by davethedrummer

cubase verses reason verses logic verses ableton verses.......

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.... HARDWARE!

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Originally Posted by TechMouse

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Originally Posted by davethedrummer

cubase verses reason verses logic verses ableton verses.......

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.... HARDWARE!

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versus real instruments :roll:

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Originally Posted by TechMouse

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Originally Posted by french_og

The ¨Fergie¨ debate from the past may pop in there somewhere!?!?!

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That's not a debate... it's a jihad.

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Wot about the "is ketamine killing the scene" debate?

techno aint as good as it used to be
should techno be played on radio one
cds/mp3 downloads are killing techno
technology is killing techno
people are killing techno
techno is killing techno

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Originally Posted by davethedrummer

techno aint as good as it used to be
should techno be played on radio one
cds/mp3 downloads are killing techno
technology is killing techno
people are killing techno
techno is killing techno

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techno isn't techno enough anymore...
is fruityloops good enough to make proper tunes on...
why hasn't derrick may done any tunes for 15 years...

the only techno comes from detroit
why does jeff mills always play "the bells"?

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Originally Posted by jonnyspeed

2) Dave Clarke: over rated twit with man-tits or talented superman

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HAHAHAHHAHA thats so wrong on so many levels!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

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Originally Posted by jonnyspeed

2) Dave Clarke: over rated twit with man-tits or talented superman

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:crackup: :crackup:

that kills it man, lmao

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Originally Posted by GothamGrooves.com

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Originally Posted by jonnyspeed

2) Dave Clarke: over rated twit with man-tits or talented superman

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HAHAHAHHAHA thats so wrong on so many levels!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

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arse! it took me a whole extra week to come up with that!!! :oops:

1. The promoter ripped me off
2. Kills vs rotary
3. The orbit was ace
4. Britain is bab for techno vs rest of world love it
5. Ortofon vs shure (no ****in contest..shure everytime in my book)

Gravy vs curry sauce

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Originally Posted by dirty_bass

Gravy vs curry sauce

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Tut!... no bloody contest steve. curry sauce everytime.

techno heads talking about techno threads that techno heads keep talking about!

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Originally Posted by stjohn

techno heads talking about techno threads that techno heads keep talking about!

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What's Techno?

Love myself, better than you.

Know its wrong, but what can I do

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Originally Posted by TechMouse

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Originally Posted by stjohn

techno heads talking about techno threads that techno heads keep talking about!

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What's Techno?

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A genre of music featuring mechanical beats and found sounds that range from apocalyptic sirens to sampled TV and movie dialogue. It was founded in Detroit in the early '80s and has a tempo of around 126-130 bpm. Like house, the original techno is characterized by the four quarter bass drum: 1 2 3 4, but in techno the feel of the track is harder, darker and more driving. Sub genres of techno include: Detroit techno, minimal techno, experimental techno, hardcore and gabber, the latter of which can go up to 220 bpm in speed.


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Its like looking up the word fellatio in the dictionary.