what's the strangest thing that ever happened during your dj or live pa set?

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Originally Posted by wrong

heheh, good thread...

theres been loads, but the ones that spring to mind immediately:
water trickling steadily onto me and the decks at a squat party years ago... in the end we all had to move the whole scaffold setup forwards a few feet, later i went upstairs and realised that the room everyone had been using as a toilet was right above where the decks had been ... euurgh

A few months ago was playing a set and suddenly shouted out in pain and almost fell over as my ankle was mauled by ...... yes... a rottweiler!

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you lie

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Originally Posted by Ryuuku

you lie

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no, not a word of a lie... it was a wedding party in a specially hired club in south london.. londoners will know malfaiteurs soundsystem and those familiar with them will know Mistral the rottweiler.. (henry.. back me up;))

i was kidding dude :)

Here's a dafty one...:)

Playing in what we fondly dubbed 'The Soup Kitchen' at a squatted old council offices in London a few years back...

I'd had a beer too many so was a bit grumpy with some French guy hassling me to be on next (now), you know the sort, bearing in mind that it was my little get up which I was leaving there for others to use, as we popped down only once or twice a month to have a shin-dig coz it was a mate of our's squat... aaanyways..

The floor had one little spot that, if jumped on, affected the needle on one of the decks.. We all know that one..!

I',m playing 'Control' by Headroom, which is kickin' and is having the desired effect on the crowd... :dance:

The only problem is some great tall guy is jumping up n down on that same spot n the needles bouncin all ovva... aaaagh!

So I bring the tune to a grinding halt and shout, "STOP ****ing DANCING WILL YER!!":oicamereyou:

How ridiculous...

The guy sort of understood but I reckon everyone else musta thought I was on summat... heh :ohdear:

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Originally Posted by wrong

heheh, good thread...

theres been loads, but the ones that spring to mind immediately:
water trickling steadily onto me and the decks at a squat party years ago... in the end we all had to move the whole scaffold setup forwards a few feet, later i went upstairs and realised that the room everyone had been using as a toilet was right above where the decks had been ... euurgh

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That sounds like it may have been our party in 99, at the old Big Issue building in farringdon.
If not, we had the same thing.
Horrible.

my mate dancing beside me at a gig in greece decided to put his hand in the air right into a ceiling fan thus cutting his thumb off thus i was beeing covered in the stupid fools blood and having to carry on phewwwww! it goes through me when i think of it ahhhhg!

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Originally Posted by jon connor

my mate dancing beside me at a gig in greece decided to put his hand in the air right into a ceiling fan thus cutting his thumb off thus i was beeing covered in the stupid fools blood and having to carry on phewwwww! it goes through me when i think of it ahhhhg!

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holy f*#k... are you serious? That's highly disturbing.... and one hell of a ceiling fan.

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Originally Posted by Buttman

Haha you are funny.
For the first/last time. I AM NOT RACIST.
I hate everyone no matter race/gender/religion/age/colour.

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well thats it then dude you may as well end it all fella life is clearly not working for you hahahahahaha! lunatic.

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Originally Posted by Jak

holy f*#k... are you serious? That's highly disturbing.... and one hell of a ceiling fan.

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hahahah yep mate and the funny thing is my mate who is a plumber had early on in the night fixed the bloody air con then got smashed on sambooka hehehehehe! dont trust dogy electrics in europe hahahahaha! yea and the fan jesus i craped myself wen that happened it could of been his bloody head as he is a tall and lanky sod.

I was doing a gig in the middle of wicklow in Ireland in 1989, when a pile of locals turned up crammed into a hearse, scared the shit out of the ciyty slickers on acid!

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Originally Posted by francois

I was doing a gig in the middle of wicklow in Ireland in 1989, when a pile of locals turned up crammed into a hearse, scared the shit out of the ciyty slickers on acid!

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HaHa cracker!!!
Where was it in Wicklow, thats where im from