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15-06-2005, 07:41 PM
audioinjection

:lol: :lol: :lol:
15-06-2005, 08:08 PM
orac

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/182380-01.htm

this will never stop haha
15-06-2005, 08:56 PM
The Divide

Quote:

Originally Posted by orac

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/182380-01.htm

this will never stop haha

The reason I have beef with tracks like this is that people don’t just write them themselves. It’s just other peoples work rehashed. Those who like tracks like this will argue "well it works on the dancefloor etc, etc" but imo they wont see the long term problems its causing to the scene in general. Its lazy, uncreative, weak and morally wrong imo

The good thing however is that whoever’s making these tracks are realising that hooks, motives, riffs work at keeping people interested. Something which missing 'schranz' and a lot of techno as it lacks in identity

All a matter of opinion of cause

Bring back minimal hard techno I say, maybe it raw but loose the bore
15-06-2005, 11:05 PM
davethedrummer

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Divide

Quote:

Originally Posted by orac

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/182380-01.htm

this will never stop haha

The reason I have beef with tracks like this is that people don’t just write them themselves. It’s just other peoples work rehashed. Those who like tracks like this will argue "well it works on the dancefloor etc, etc" but imo they wont see the long term problems its causing to the scene in general. Its lazy, uncreative, weak and morally wrong imo

The good thing however is that whoever’s making these tracks are realising that hooks, motives, riffs work at keeping people interested. Something which missing 'schranz' and a lot of techno as it lacks in identity

All a matter of opinion of cause

Bring back minimal hard techno I say, maybe it raw but loose the bore

i agree 100%
16-06-2005, 12:29 AM
gumpy green

Quote:

Originally Posted by orac

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/182380-01.htm

this will never stop haha

that is just straight WEAK........

if that was graffitti it would have the word TOY written next to it by every decent writer on the block.....fuk me....whod release such a pile of crap in fact who would buy that......

im glad this piss aint a part of the scottish scene....

:nono: :nono: :nono:

WRITE MUSIC FOR FUKS SAKE.
16-06-2005, 10:11 AM
massplanck

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Divide

Bring back minimal hard techno I say, maybe it raw but loose the bore

:clap: Smash those computers up I say.
16-06-2005, 01:10 PM
davethedrummer

it's not the computers who are at fault
it's the idiots who use them.

here's a great drummer joke:

" what's the best thing about a drum machine?"
" you only have to punch the information in once"

not strictly true if you're using a 909 but there you go.

that was in aid of "give an old joke a home" week.

coat......now.........get it...........
16-06-2005, 02:56 PM
massplanck

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethedrummer

it's not the computers who are at fault
it's the idiots who use them.

Agreed.. but

I still feel a shit techno vs rise in use of software diagram coming on.... :shock:
16-06-2005, 02:56 PM
reality

ok ive read about enuff that bi could read on this schranz subject, i particularly hate the word, because yes it pigeon holes fast hard techno as some other form.

cant we go back to the terms like techno, hard techno, hardcore,
and jungle.

i knew it was getting bad when acid trance basically became hardstyle.....whose with me..
16-06-2005, 10:51 PM
Mindful

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Divide

Quote:

Originally Posted by orac

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/182380-01.htm

this will never stop haha

The reason I have beef with tracks like this is that people don’t just write them themselves. It’s just other peoples work rehashed. Those who like tracks like this will argue "well it works on the dancefloor etc, etc" but imo they wont see the long term problems its causing to the scene in general. Its lazy, uncreative, weak and morally wrong imo

The good thing however is that whoever’s making these tracks are realising that hooks, motives, riffs work at keeping people interested. Something which missing 'schranz' and a lot of techno as it lacks in identity

All a matter of opinion of cause

Bring back minimal hard techno I say, maybe it raw but loose the bore

:love:
16-06-2005, 11:58 PM
crime

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethedrummer

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" what's the best thing about a drum machine?"
" you only have to punch the information in once"

christ, don't give up the day job henry, i don't think you're going to cut it as a comedian ;)

it should read:

Q: What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?

A: You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!

Theres more here if anyone wants a cheap laugh at the expense of drummers: http://www.cse.ogi.edu/Drum/jokes.html

Hope you are good anyway henry, long time no speak!
17-06-2005, 12:03 AM
crime

here's another good drummer/drum machine one:

Why are bad drummers better than drum machines?

You don't have to plug 'em in to get something stiff, mechanical and uninspired.
17-06-2005, 12:07 AM
SlavikSvensk

now that we're all jokesters here, i'd like to share a limerick i composed:

there once was a schranz from nantucket...
17-06-2005, 12:16 AM
massplanck

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlavikSvensk

now that we're all jokesters here, i'd like to share a limerick i composed:

there once was a schranz from nantucket...

Who threw all his BPM's in one bucket
17-06-2005, 12:22 AM
crime

well, at least it lightened the vibe
17-06-2005, 12:36 AM
SlavikSvensk

Quote:

Originally Posted by crime

well, at least it lightened the vibe

wait...let's go with that...next line is...

"but to many it sounded contrived..."

finish it off plancky, dodgy, crimey, whoever!
17-06-2005, 09:47 AM
TechMouse

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlavikSvensk

Quote:

Originally Posted by crime

well, at least it lightened the vibe

wait...let's go with that...next line is...

"but to many it sounded contrived..."

finish it off plancky, dodgy, crimey, whoever!

and Techno crusaders say "f*ck it".
17-06-2005, 01:22 PM
RDR

Schranz by summer moon
I kick the hi-fi hard
detroit oh my love

Haiku!
17-06-2005, 04:15 PM
SlavikSvensk

:clap: :clap: :clap:
17-06-2005, 04:21 PM
massplanck

Schranz me Hup Joanna!
Hup Joanna! Schranz untill the morning light....
17-06-2005, 04:22 PM
massplanck

Quote:

Originally Posted by massplanck

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlavikSvensk

now that we're all jokesters here, i'd like to share a limerick i composed:

there once was a schranz from nantucket...

Who threw all his BPM's in one bucket

can i go back and change BPM's to kicks? :neutral:
17-06-2005, 04:22 PM
SlavikSvensk

i am way too lazy to write a sonnet...
17-06-2005, 08:11 PM
gunjack

AAAAANNNNYYYYYWAAAAAY. there is a new gunjack interview up in the promo section http://www.blackoutaudio.co.uk/phpBB...ic.php?t=35635 where i go into this a bit.
17-06-2005, 08:21 PM
audioinjection

does it have to do with schranz?

:lol:
17-06-2005, 10:21 PM
massplanck

:lol:

:clap:
18-06-2005, 11:50 AM
davethedrummer

Quote:

Originally Posted by deafmosaic

AAAAANNNNYYYYYWAAAAAY. there is a new gunjack interview up in the promo section http://www.blackoutaudio.co.uk/phpBB...ic.php?t=35635 where i go into this a bit.

so you ARE schranz!
i KNEW IT!!

i bet you wear black a leather jacket with red underpants and wellies
with a hat saying
"kiss me quick and i'll schranz you slowly" on it.
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!!

anyway i just been listening to a schranz version of the "a team" in a friends studio
very funny stuff. unfortunately the only really funny thing is the actual sample in the middle which is that spoken intro to the show:
"a crack commando squad ......you've just hired the a team " etc etc etc ........
then the beat comes in and it's like....
"shall we go down the pub now?"
19-06-2005, 09:19 PM
koma

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethedrummer

so you ARE schranz!
i KNEW IT!!

you are schranz too..you have tracks on compilations like Mega Schranz :lol:

(i was really suprised.. lots of "non-schranz" artists on it)
20-06-2005, 01:36 AM
Will

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethedrummer

it's not the computers who are at fault
it's the idiots who use them.

here's a great drummer joke:

" what's the best thing about a drum machine?"
" you only have to punch the information in once"

not strictly true if you're using a 909 but there you go.

that was in aid of "give an old joke a home" week.

coat......now.........get it...........

You can't criticise schranz and then come out with jokes like that! Maybe you should make some schranz 'with a twist', broaden the scope a bit.
20-06-2005, 10:02 AM
davethedrummer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethedrummer

it's not the computers who are at fault
it's the idiots who use them.

here's a great drummer joke:

" what's the best thing about a drum machine?"
" you only have to punch the information in once"

not strictly true if you're using a 909 but there you go.

that was in aid of "give an old joke a home" week.

coat......now.........get it...........

You can't criticise schranz and then come out with jokes like that! Maybe you should make some schranz 'with a twist', broaden the scope a bit.

i'm getting more into schcrunz these days
20-06-2005, 11:03 AM
BloodStar

:lol:
20-06-2005, 02:29 PM
gunjack

i'll schranz you
21-06-2005, 10:52 AM
oldbugger

i thought shranz was all bollox till i heard this quality release :cool:

http://www.bangingtunes.com/play/bigbooty002/a/

:shock: :lol:

jesus christ :nono:
25-06-2005, 10:35 AM
rotten

:shock:

:doh:
25-06-2005, 10:46 AM
rotten

even in germany schranz is dead! and this is amusing! but still seems like some ppl like this kind of crap on this forum, ey?!

BUY THIS ONES!!!!!!!!

http://www.discogs.com/label/Schranz

:rambo: :rambo: :rambo:
25-06-2005, 11:16 AM
TripleX

:shock: :dontevengothere: :nono: :lol:
25-06-2005, 12:02 PM
rotten

why the cunt do you cover your location? not proud to be german? :lol: ;)
25-06-2005, 12:53 PM
The Divide

I think we should stop talking about this shit, really tho let’s stop drawing attention to it and focus on the better things that are going on. From an outsiders point of view all that you tend to see on this forum is discussion about the latest shranze release, how loopy certain artists, whos moved on and lost the edge are and who’s making the latest dj tool

Oh yea and for the record I am Schranze too...

Quote:

Tracks Appear On:
Mega Schranz Volume 2 (2xCD) Satans Sidekick Globe Reco
Schranzwerk Vol. 10 (2xCD) Paranoid Inside ZYX Music

My primary sound has moved on from that now I think :lol: :lol:
25-06-2005, 01:34 PM
Barely Human

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Divide

I think we should stop talking about this shit, really tho let’s stop drawing attention to it and focus on the better things that are going on. From an outsiders point of view all that you tend to see on this forum is discussion about the latest shranze release, how loopy certain artists, whos moved on and lost the edge are and who’s making the latest dj tool

Oh yea and for the record I am Schranze too...

Quote:

Tracks Appear On:
Mega Schranz Volume 2 (2xCD) Satans Sidekick Globe Reco
Schranzwerk Vol. 10 (2xCD) Paranoid Inside ZYX Music

My primary sound has moved on from that now I think :lol: :lol:

Hahahaha, ****in quality :lol:
25-06-2005, 01:40 PM
koma

eh, didnt visit you're page until now.. fernando..
satans sidekick is a great track :clap:
26-06-2005, 02:58 PM
TripleX

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotten

why the cunt do you cover your location? not proud to be german? :lol: ;)

i am not german :nono:

-> bavarian :lol:
26-06-2005, 07:15 PM
rotten

oh, yeah right! bavarian is an own country in the country :lol:
i'm saxony! :rambo:
05-08-2005, 08:17 PM
jonnyspeed

i love schranz, me.
05-08-2005, 08:19 PM
conflict

i think its pretty banging

wittekinds sets usually start off banging but after half hour or so its just gets silly fast

same with natus and amok from what i've heard

still play some awesome tunes tho
05-08-2005, 08:21 PM
Traxx

nooooooooooooooo
05-08-2005, 08:23 PM
loopdon

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonnyspeed

i love schranz, me.

and that's how it's written!!!
07-08-2005, 05:28 PM
Internal Error Records

its just a word. i hate it as a label for music.

on the plus side - - there is a very kind, polite, nice, old lady in my office whose last name is Schanz.

Im not kidding, she is a sweet heart. I'll ask her permission to start posting photos of her in BOA as the 'Future of Schranz" she is awsome.

The name will mutate from loop-doom-gabber into happy old lady images in no time.
07-08-2005, 10:17 PM
The Overfiend

Quite cunning Gilberto
08-08-2005, 02:25 AM
DJPAUZE

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldbugger

i thought shranz was all bollox till i heard this quality release :cool:

http://www.bangingtunes.com/play/bigbooty002/a/

:shock: :lol:

jesus christ :nono:

:shock:
08-08-2005, 09:22 PM
jonnyspeed

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJPAUZE

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldbugger

i thought shranz was all bollox till i heard this quality release :cool:

http://www.bangingtunes.com/play/bigbooty002/a/

:shock: :lol:

jesus christ :nono:

:shock:

you wanna listen to some proper techno
http://www.music-head.de/sounds/nph-...&trackno=4

i :love: proper techno
08-08-2005, 10:44 PM
pedrod

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethedrummer

i'm getting more into schcrunz these days

.. bahah ... What you on about henry? youve been making it for years.. :doh:

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