drat!
that one didn't do it
maybe this one will..........
Printable View
drat!
that one didn't do it
maybe this one will..........
yes success !!
5 pages of inane trivial bullshit!!!
wonderful , let's all schranz for christmas !!!!!
out now on k-tel !
not available in the shops
" i'm dreaming of a ......... schranz christmas ! "
with all your favourites
schranz blade
schranz slippy
erm...the schranz one we were talking about here
erm....erm......all the other schranz ones that all sound the same.......
can we get a list going?
guys ....guys.......hello.......anyone................. ..oh god now i only have myself to schranz with
etc etc etc ....
You schranz with sunglasses at night ?
:lol: :lol:
.......little schranznuts roasting on an open fire............hahaha
......silent schranz.....holy schranz...
Old MacDonald had a schranz.... ee ii ee iii ohhhhh
the hills are alive,,,with the sound of SHRANZ :doh:
i am tempted to take this one logical step further but i am very, very afraid of the consequences...Quote:
Originally Posted by mindbender
One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, Shranz,
Five o'clock, six o'clock, seven o'clock, Shranz,
eight o'clock, nine o'clock, ten o'clock, Shranz
We're gonna Shranz around the clock tonight.
Put your glad rags on and join me, hon,
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one,
We're gonna shranz around the clock tonight,
We're gonna shranz, shranz, shranz, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna shranz, gonna shranz, around the clock tonight.
When the clock strikes two, three and four,
If the dj slows down we'll yell for more,
We're gonna shranz around the clock tonight,
We're gonna shranz, shranz, shranz, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna shranz, gonna shranz, around the clock tonight……………… :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
your far too enthuiastic about that one :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by fatcollective
:clap:
girl ill shranz you
girl ill schranz you
gir illschranz you
You in my hut now my hut
girl ill shranz you
girl ill schranz you
gir illschranz you
your in my hut now
when you're in my hut
you know what's up
let your mind be free
relax your body
jump jump a little higher
Jump jump until you get tired
schranz your body
schranz your body
schranz your body to the bass
schranz it all over the place
Don't let nobody in your way
tonights your night todays your day
Afrika won't steer you wrong
say what schranz music all night long
:crackup:
Quote:
Originally Posted by oldbugger
LMAO!!!
Nowt wrong with any of those suggestions.
They`ll all make money and sell loads.
ooh
hang on
I`m on it.
I can just here a Schranze version of Slades, Now heeeeeeeeeer it iiiiiiiis merreeeeeeeeey chriiiistmas
I`ll race you all.
First to get it put on white label wins about 500 quid (represses willing) and as a bonus gets to lose a part of their eternal soul.
Count me in! :dance:
In the beginning, there was Boris, and Boris had a groove.
And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Boris boldy declared,
"Let there be schranz!"
and schranz music was born.
"I am, you see, I am the creator, and this is my schranz!
And, in my house there is ONLY schranz music.
But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR schranz music!"
And, you see, no one man owns shranz because schranz music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.
You see schranz is a feeling that no one can understand really unless youre deep into the vibe of schranz.
Schranz is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body.
And, as I told you before, this is our schranz and our schranz music.
And in every house, you understand, there is a keeper.
And, in this house, the keeper is Boris
Now some of you who might wonder,
"Who is Boris and what is it that Boris does?"
Boris is the one who gives you the power to jack your body!
Boris is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.
Boris is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.
Boris is the one who learns you how to walk your body.
Boris is the one that can bring nations and nations of all schranzers together under one house.
You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference in OUR shranz.
And this is shit.
I am quite offended by the "Fan's of the Liberators / Geezer / DDR will love this record" blurb thats with that shit! :lol:
Schranz Velvet - Gash.
"Earplugs ready, prepare for schranz"
:dance:
Dying to lock this thread already......Mark?
yeah you should lock it...
and ffs people, when will all this negativity stop...