shranz

:lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/182380-01.htm

this will never stop haha

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Originally Posted by orac

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/182380-01.htm

this will never stop haha

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The reason I have beef with tracks like this is that people don’t just write them themselves. It’s just other peoples work rehashed. Those who like tracks like this will argue "well it works on the dancefloor etc, etc" but imo they wont see the long term problems its causing to the scene in general. Its lazy, uncreative, weak and morally wrong imo

The good thing however is that whoever’s making these tracks are realising that hooks, motives, riffs work at keeping people interested. Something which missing 'schranz' and a lot of techno as it lacks in identity

All a matter of opinion of cause

Bring back minimal hard techno I say, maybe it raw but loose the bore

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Originally Posted by The Divide

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Originally Posted by orac

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/182380-01.htm

this will never stop haha

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The reason I have beef with tracks like this is that people don’t just write them themselves. It’s just other peoples work rehashed. Those who like tracks like this will argue "well it works on the dancefloor etc, etc" but imo they wont see the long term problems its causing to the scene in general. Its lazy, uncreative, weak and morally wrong imo

The good thing however is that whoever’s making these tracks are realising that hooks, motives, riffs work at keeping people interested. Something which missing 'schranz' and a lot of techno as it lacks in identity

All a matter of opinion of cause

Bring back minimal hard techno I say, maybe it raw but loose the bore

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i agree 100%

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Originally Posted by orac

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/182380-01.htm

this will never stop haha

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that is just straight WEAK........

if that was graffitti it would have the word TOY written next to it by every decent writer on the block.....fuk me....whod release such a pile of crap in fact who would buy that......

im glad this piss aint a part of the scottish scene....

:nono: :nono: :nono:

WRITE MUSIC FOR FUKS SAKE.

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Originally Posted by The Divide

Bring back minimal hard techno I say, maybe it raw but loose the bore

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:clap: Smash those computers up I say.

it's not the computers who are at fault
it's the idiots who use them.

here's a great drummer joke:

" what's the best thing about a drum machine?"
" you only have to punch the information in once"

not strictly true if you're using a 909 but there you go.

that was in aid of "give an old joke a home" week.

coat......now.........get it...........

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Originally Posted by davethedrummer

it's not the computers who are at fault
it's the idiots who use them.

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Agreed.. but

I still feel a shit techno vs rise in use of software diagram coming on.... :shock:

ok ive read about enuff that bi could read on this schranz subject, i particularly hate the word, because yes it pigeon holes fast hard techno as some other form.

cant we go back to the terms like techno, hard techno, hardcore,
and jungle.

i knew it was getting bad when acid trance basically became hardstyle.....whose with me..

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Originally Posted by The Divide

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Originally Posted by orac

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/182380-01.htm

this will never stop haha

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The reason I have beef with tracks like this is that people don’t just write them themselves. It’s just other peoples work rehashed. Those who like tracks like this will argue "well it works on the dancefloor etc, etc" but imo they wont see the long term problems its causing to the scene in general. Its lazy, uncreative, weak and morally wrong imo

The good thing however is that whoever’s making these tracks are realising that hooks, motives, riffs work at keeping people interested. Something which missing 'schranz' and a lot of techno as it lacks in identity

All a matter of opinion of cause

Bring back minimal hard techno I say, maybe it raw but loose the bore

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:love:

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Originally Posted by davethedrummer

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" what's the best thing about a drum machine?"
" you only have to punch the information in once"

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christ, don't give up the day job henry, i don't think you're going to cut it as a comedian ;)

it should read:

Q: What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?

A: You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!

Theres more here if anyone wants a cheap laugh at the expense of drummers: http://www.cse.ogi.edu/Drum/jokes.html

Hope you are good anyway henry, long time no speak!

here's another good drummer/drum machine one:

Why are bad drummers better than drum machines?

You don't have to plug 'em in to get something stiff, mechanical and uninspired.

now that we're all jokesters here, i'd like to share a limerick i composed:

there once was a schranz from nantucket...

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Originally Posted by SlavikSvensk

now that we're all jokesters here, i'd like to share a limerick i composed:

there once was a schranz from nantucket...

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Who threw all his BPM's in one bucket

well, at least it lightened the vibe

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Originally Posted by crime

well, at least it lightened the vibe

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wait...let's go with that...next line is...

"but to many it sounded contrived..."

finish it off plancky, dodgy, crimey, whoever!

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Originally Posted by crime

well, at least it lightened the vibe

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wait...let's go with that...next line is...

"but to many it sounded contrived..."

finish it off plancky, dodgy, crimey, whoever!

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and Techno crusaders say "f*ck it".

Schranz by summer moon
I kick the hi-fi hard
detroit oh my love


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Schranz me Hup Joanna!
Hup Joanna! Schranz untill the morning light....