shranz

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Originally Posted by massplanck

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Originally Posted by SlavikSvensk

now that we're all jokesters here, i'd like to share a limerick i composed:

there once was a schranz from nantucket...

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Who threw all his BPM's in one bucket

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can i go back and change BPM's to kicks? :neutral:

i am way too lazy to write a sonnet...

AAAAANNNNYYYYYWAAAAAY. there is a new gunjack interview up in the promo section http://www.blackoutaudio.co.uk/phpBB...ic.php?t=35635 where i go into this a bit.

does it have to do with schranz?

:lol:

:lol:

:clap:

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Originally Posted by deafmosaic

AAAAANNNNYYYYYWAAAAAY. there is a new gunjack interview up in the promo section http://www.blackoutaudio.co.uk/phpBB...ic.php?t=35635 where i go into this a bit.

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so you ARE schranz!
i KNEW IT!!

i bet you wear black a leather jacket with red underpants and wellies
with a hat saying
"kiss me quick and i'll schranz you slowly" on it.
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!!

anyway i just been listening to a schranz version of the "a team" in a friends studio
very funny stuff. unfortunately the only really funny thing is the actual sample in the middle which is that spoken intro to the show:
"a crack commando squad ......you've just hired the a team " etc etc etc ........
then the beat comes in and it's like....
"shall we go down the pub now?"

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Originally Posted by davethedrummer

so you ARE schranz!
i KNEW IT!!

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you are schranz too..you have tracks on compilations like Mega Schranz :lol:

(i was really suprised.. lots of "non-schranz" artists on it)

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Originally Posted by davethedrummer

it's not the computers who are at fault
it's the idiots who use them.

here's a great drummer joke:

" what's the best thing about a drum machine?"
" you only have to punch the information in once"

not strictly true if you're using a 909 but there you go.

that was in aid of "give an old joke a home" week.

coat......now.........get it...........

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You can't criticise schranz and then come out with jokes like that! Maybe you should make some schranz 'with a twist', broaden the scope a bit.

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Originally Posted by Will

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Originally Posted by davethedrummer

it's not the computers who are at fault
it's the idiots who use them.

here's a great drummer joke:

" what's the best thing about a drum machine?"
" you only have to punch the information in once"

not strictly true if you're using a 909 but there you go.

that was in aid of "give an old joke a home" week.

coat......now.........get it...........

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You can't criticise schranz and then come out with jokes like that! Maybe you should make some schranz 'with a twist', broaden the scope a bit.

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i'm getting more into schcrunz these days

:lol:

i'll schranz you

i thought shranz was all bollox till i heard this quality release :cool:

http://www.bangingtunes.com/play/bigbooty002/a/


:shock: :lol:

jesus christ :nono:

:shock:

:doh:

even in germany schranz is dead! and this is amusing! but still seems like some ppl like this kind of crap on this forum, ey?!

BUY THIS ONES!!!!!!!!

http://www.discogs.com/label/Schranz

:rambo: :rambo: :rambo:

:shock: :dontevengothere: :nono: :lol:

why the cunt do you cover your location? not proud to be german? :lol: ;)

I think we should stop talking about this shit, really tho let’s stop drawing attention to it and focus on the better things that are going on. From an outsiders point of view all that you tend to see on this forum is discussion about the latest shranze release, how loopy certain artists, whos moved on and lost the edge are and who’s making the latest dj tool

Oh yea and for the record I am Schranze too...

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Tracks Appear On:
Mega Schranz Volume 2 (2xCD) Satans Sidekick Globe Reco
Schranzwerk Vol. 10 (2xCD) Paranoid Inside ZYX Music

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My primary sound has moved on from that now I think :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by The Divide

I think we should stop talking about this shit, really tho let’s stop drawing attention to it and focus on the better things that are going on. From an outsiders point of view all that you tend to see on this forum is discussion about the latest shranze release, how loopy certain artists, whos moved on and lost the edge are and who’s making the latest dj tool

Oh yea and for the record I am Schranze too...

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Tracks Appear On:
Mega Schranz Volume 2 (2xCD) Satans Sidekick Globe Reco
Schranzwerk Vol. 10 (2xCD) Paranoid Inside ZYX Music

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My primary sound has moved on from that now I think :lol: :lol:

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Hahahaha, ****in quality :lol:

eh, didnt visit you're page until now.. fernando..
satans sidekick is a great track :clap:

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Originally Posted by rotten

why the cunt do you cover your location? not proud to be german? :lol: ;)

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i am not german :nono:

-> bavarian :lol: