That should have you running round in circles for a bit. :cheese:
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That should have you running round in circles for a bit. :cheese:
cant get harder than extratone
more than likely,but why would u want to
No.
Can you measure the crapness of hard house?
you can actually buy "How crap is your Hard House?" testing kits from most branches of woolies, smiths and various motorway service stations. Really handy, just play your Hard House into its mini inbuilt microphone, and it gauges on its little chart just how crap your Hard House really isQuote:
Originally Posted by dirty_bass
they dont work for Techno though, but i mean we all know that all techno is crap anyway so we are fine
Surely there is a techno hardness test.
Something about a hardened tungsten bolt dropped onto the record or something, with the hardness measure against a scale.
Twilo would win anyway.
i know some people who believe it is related to the level of ringing in their ears the day after the party.
(i ain't kidding, they really believe this)
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these people should know that's usually from a bad soundsystemQuote:
Originally Posted by DJAmok
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you can measure hardness, but can you measure badness?
http://www.angelocarusone.com/files/...cs/badness.jpg
Yes, but the number of angels that weepQuote:
Originally Posted by AcidTrash
"Can you measure the hardness of techno?"
Yeah, apparently you need to just measure how much distortion and compression is used. Example: Carnage 003 = very hard, SAB011 = very soft.
well, if you apply the following equation for hardness...
http://en.wikipedia.org/math/9/a/2/9...e5b0570adf.png
you get this...
http://www.atmsite.org/contrib/Shrad...t_graph_sm.gif
of course, if improperly calculated, you might end up with this...
http://babymarquez.clarence.com/img/sven%203.jpg
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Originally Posted by SlavikSvensk
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Originally Posted by dirty_bass
nothing can compare to that level of shite!!
one suggestion would be to stand in front of a large stack whilst the tune to be tested is played repeatedly at high volume. if after dancing about like a maniac without the help of stimulants for 60 mins you are still fit for more, then clearley it is not hard enough!!!
I measured the girth of Scott Grays mums gash with a pair of vernier calipers and it went off the scale
http://www.longislandindicator.com/R...vernier1a.jpeg
N.T.S :eyes:
That`s only cos I had opened it up previously with my man snake.