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Has anyone heard this release on Half Inch
Grandmaster Schranz (Schranz Meister)
The E Team / White Lines
Info
http://www.waxaddict.com/product_inf...ducts_id=43407
Listen :
http://www.waxaddict.com/audio/43407.mp3
IMO....
It hits hard as nails and yet maintains the originals very well.
Slammin.
Opinions? :shock:
totally ****ing awful.
machina
amazing what one can do with a basic understanding of ableton ;)
hahahaha...................... :lol: :lol:
that's absolutely ****ing shite, sorry, dont care if the person who did it is reading or is even bothered, a true classic butchered there, ****ing garbage, i wouldnt wipe my arse with this record
very weak.
Which records do you wipe your ass with? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by eyeswithoutaface
I think whoever is making these Scranze pop tracks is sat down laughing there head off. Could be a prank of huge proportions? I mean would anyone seriously do this and actually think what they is doing is good???? Its a conspiricy
hahahhaha :doh:
Smash Hits flexi-discs.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Divide
pish!
Oh mother of christ...... :doh:
ive nto even listened to thsi and tbh i really dont want to!! i cant believe someone had ruined a classic like grandmaster flash
I'm I true in thinking that this is Boris S?.
You may slate him but I can tell you that my friends that run a Distribution company tell me most of these releases sell very well and need to be Repressed at least 3 to 4 sometimes even 5 times!.
I know it's not about the volume the records sell and the music but surely if people keep buying this you will still get a stackload of these 'Comedy' records???.
Will :)
good on himQuote:
Originally Posted by Tiddlypeep
when he dies and goes off to heaven he'll be able to look back at all the huge amount of shite he sold.
now, looking back on yer life and knowing you released good stuff that sold half as many copys....mmmmmmm
i know where my stance would be.
if yer leaving yer mark on this world, make it worthwhile.
i can just imagine the partys this gets played at all night...yuk
hahahahha
oh dear :doh: :dontevengothere: :nono: :cry: :roll:
yeah I heard it was boris s bag o shite I would be intersted to know what country these records sell well in as I could make a dam good guess but that would be awfully steriotypical of me :twisted:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiddlypeep
crap
this may be crap but if your selling 5000+ units i cant see what the problem is! i'd quite happily make a crap cheesy tune if i knew it was gonna make me some nice wedge!
I COMPLETELY understand where everyone is coming from....
It is a shame that these originals were used like this.
I have heard some awful, just horrible remakes.....
When it comes down to artists tearing apart originals , I just want to know what everyone thinks.....
It is a comedic release, all you can do is laugh, either you hate it or love it, I guess.....
thanks for all the input from everyone....
:shock:
no way would i.Quote:
Originally Posted by fresh_an_funky_design
pop music..yuk
also u could make a comidy record that was good musically too....
that's 100% the attitude that has turned the current scene into somewhat of an ongoing comedyQuote:
Originally Posted by fresh_an_funky_design
i think everyone knows these are by Boris and its a damn shame, because he really is capable of much much better, its known i dont like schranz at all but some of Boris' release's have that quality hard techno edge that alot of the usual stuff doesnt have, especially some of his earlier records, and now he's doing this absolute pile of ****in garbage... who gives a ****in shit if your selling 5000+ units (which id find hard to believe ANYONE sells these days, certainly this rubbish, id say half that and it would still be a bad guess) even selling 1 unit of such crap is 1 unit too many
id rather crack on with things selling a few hundred units of a quality record than a thousand of something so awful, in terms of production values, content, moralistic expression etc etc
a truely, awful, awful record, and Boris is quickly losing any respect he may have built up with alot of people no doubt
not too bad, i know i'd dance to it if it was on in a club, i must like the fun sound, granted its not a musical masterpiece and it rips off tracks, but i wouldnt say thats much different to lots of other techno/d&b/hiphop, just this is more blatant! :lol:
i have bought this record from Juno.Quote:
Originally Posted by mindbender
and its absolutely amazing.
its not cheesy in the slightest, its really well produced and really ****ing hard.
you don't get a true appreciation of it from the mp3 links.
these tunes will really go down well with the crowd and i can't wait to play out next and do just that.
have you even bought this record for yourself? :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by eyeswithoutaface
oh well each to his own, but i wouldnt say that it was cheesy, fun yeah but it does have an edge, i have other Boris tunes on Skulltunes and they're nothing compared to this, but thats imo
can someone kill him now please? how many of these ****ing things is he going to do? this is, like, the 20th friggen shitty bootleg in 3 months.
machina
Truly.Quote:
Originally Posted by eyeswithoutaface
If your opinion is just to make bucks, then get yourself some pretty people and make a sodding pop record.
This is trite, and not even vaguely funny any more except to the kind of people that still have crazy frog on their phones.
Utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, complete, total, endless puddle of crackheads vomit.
I would rather smash the vinyl against my ears and listen to that.
In fact, I`d rather listen to the latest record by rachel stevens.
I`d go further than that, and say that crazy frog has more validity than this record.
where's the punchline?
boys if you hate this sort of shit so much why do you bother wasting time posting under this thread. i see this time and time again...it just gets boring.......what the point if it just winds you up...?Quote:
Originally Posted by V..
it doesnt wind me up particuarly, my reply was more based on the other replys within the thread, if people are going to say its great then others are going to say its shite. which it is
simple
I`m not wound up, more stunned really that people actually find this funny.
It`s kinda like laughing at the comedic genius of les dennis.
well that's exactly what i was thinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by fatcollective
seems were back to square one on this board mark? the track got posted up, opinions were wanted, they were given, ive said this often enough!
il turn the coin back at you guys as it were, if your so fed up of reading people saying they dont like something, then whats the point reading it or posting about it? it gets boring after a while, time and time again i see this...
seriously, it works both ways, if people can say they think its great then people can say they think its not great. simple. the only way you will get people not posting negatively is bringing back that wonderful -ve rule that really worked the first time around.... oh yeah.... ;)
sometimes you have to moan.
well.
groan.
like this
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/...b__200x283.jpg
it counteracts the smiling.
http://www.democracy.me.uk/nutter.JPG
and sometimes you need to call a spade a spade
http://www.hooverfence.com/garden-su...spade-sp30.jpg
Shovel.
erm
haha thats a great pic of Will Self
i know where you are coming from eyes, but seriously, is there any point, its not as if you even like this style of music, in fact you hate it....you are slagging purley for the hell of it...........anyway who gives a **** :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by eyeswithoutaface
but thats the thing, you guys presume too much! of course im not slagging for the hell of it, i seriously have better things to do with my time believe me, and they range from doing my own ep's to stuff like cleaning the toilet, going teh shop etc... this bootleg is particulary annoying because of the way its just taken a track that undeniable shaped a genre and means alot of things to alot of people and whimsically thrown it over a schranz loop just because they have Ableton 5 and its easy to do and will probably make them some money
some people obviously have higher moral values when it comes to other peoples music and the use of it, and if someone cant understand that then thats there problem, if you see where im coming from then again wahts the point in trying to pull me up about it? if there's anything worse than someone moaning, its the person whose moaning about the moaning, no doubt
some love this stuff, some dont thats about the be all and end all of it really
the guys or gals that produced this might be a lot younger than yourself and they might think that it is fvcking amazing, people have diffrent tastes in music, personally im not into this, but i would'nt "for the hell of it" say this is utter shit blah blah blah blah!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by eyeswithoutaface
did u not read my post above? gods sake, i just explained my reason for not liking it, its not "for the hell of it".... there's a total moral issue here to using music that is so timely and well known, "White lines" is an absolute classic and the flagship work for someone who was at the pinnacle of their career... there is sampling then there is sampling, its not that hard to understand...
and i dont think Boris is that young? im only 22 so thats not really an argument, i know grown men who do this kind of stuff too so it makes no odds at all
:eh:Quote:
Originally Posted by eyeswithoutaface
:love:
:twisted:
the point, is that the person making this, has rinsed this type of joke so much it`s bone dry.
The odd booty is cool, but this is just regular theft.
the only good thing is it may boost record sales so that record shop dont go under...
they can sell the wishhy washy to the kiddeis by the barrel loads and still be able to sell the rest of us decent music... ;) ;)
i dunno im just a hater.
mind u" i hate the game not the playa"
i dunno i think we've all gotta accept that people have freedom of expression and there are those who like making this and there are those that like dancing to it. if you really wanna talk about 'rinsing' then that's the amount of times i've seem ppl just go on and on about how rubbish this type of schranz is on this forum LOL :lol: it's all personal taste.. if we really wanna get down to it we can say how underground resistance bastardised the original sound of detroit techno, or how joey beltram made everyone thing that techno was to do with ecstacy, when it orginal was never was anything to do with drugs.
my philosophy is to accept things change, things get rinsed, things get commercialised, and just move on. the fast you move on and stop talking about it, the more ahead of the loop of change you actually are.
just my theory. and it certainly stops me loosing sleep and wasting time over music like this ;)
:clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by MARK EG
Right then, in that case everybody shut up, and go out and do something less boring instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by MARK EG
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/ti...ydontyou.shtml
:lol: :lol: :lol:
There all bastards, kill em all and then kill yourself.
I dont really hear any expression in this tract tho, at least the likes of Beltram, UR took an idea turned into their own artform. Then again I suppose comedy is art.
If this was a bootie styled remix with some ideas, a little bit of a personal slant, a point to make then I would probably be in :love: with it. Even if it was schranze with some clever ideas in it would probably would like it. But I dont, sounds like they used windows Shranzemakerv1.exe
One of the reasons I dont like pop is because is because of the above reasons. Of course, thats all personal taste tho
or possibly just pretentious and elitist ?Quote:
Originally Posted by gumpy green
I would say it`s just that he has taste.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aratron
:cool:
i don't like schranz and i did take a dig at this earlier, so maybe i'm being a wee bit hypocritical when i say this, but i think at 4 pages maybe it's time to give the gratuitous schranz-bashing a rest...
:!:
No we must bash it and bash it until it is dead.
http://www.knights-templar.com/image...elly-smash.jpg
http://www.bu.edu/sjmag/img/ResMag/Road-Rage.gif
Even better, tell George Bush that dodgey schranze bootleggs harbour terrorists, and then watch the bombs drop.
:rambo: :rambo: :rambo: