the onomatopoeictastic techno thread

I'm first so ill get the easy one.


jeff mills - the bells


dunk che dunk-dunk che, dunk-che dunk dunk-dunk dunk
doon de doon doon doon de doon doon.....


:paranoid:

I'll paypal a tenner to the person who does the best schranz impersonation.

schbam schbam schbam schbam
chsch chsch chsch chsch
tschk schbam tschk scbam
schbam schbam schbam scbam schbam schbam schbam schbam....

but this one was even bigger seller...

wrschwrschwrschwrschwrschwrschwrschwrsch
wrschwrschwrschwrschwrschwrschwrschwrsch
wrschwrschwrschwrschwrschwrschwrschwrsch
wrschwrschwrschwrschwrschwrschwrschwrsch

joey beltram - energy flash

wo wo wo wo, w'wo wo wo wo, wo wo wo wo, w'wo wo wo wo...

and so on

blm-blm-blm-blm
dk-dk-dk-dk-dk-dk
dll-dll-dll-dll-dll
krtsch-krtsch-krtsch-krtsch
blp-blp-blp-blp-blp
wowowowowowowo

Plastikman - Ping Pong

wah wump wump wump wum
wah wump wump wump wum
wah wump wump wump wum
wah wump wump wump wum
doodlie dee doo

mathew jonson - decompression

bom bom de de de, bom bom de de de...

locki - london acid city

I like that Energy Flash. Best so far!

hehehe...this is a cack :)

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Originally Posted by massplanck

dunk che dunk-dunk che, dunk-che dunk dunk-dunk dunk
doon de doon doon doon de doon doon.....

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In Spain the kids' do not know 'The Bells' as 'The Bells' but as 'voltereta' (meaning somersault).

You can sometimes hear them singing vol-te-reta, vol-te-reta. Sounds just like 'The Bell's :lol:

Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz x 128 bars

Swooooooooooooosh "FEEL THE MOTHER****ING BASS!/WARNING WARNING HERE COMES THE BASS/GENERIC SCIFI MOVIE SAMPLE/MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU"

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.... O O O O OOOOOOOOOOOO,

Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz x 128 bars and then fades/echoes out


Every schranz track ever made.

lol @ "Oontz"

boooom boooom boooom boooom gleurkkkkk ble ble ble NEEEEOOOOWWWWMMMMMM... boooom boooom boooom boooom

random pounding grooves track!!

BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA
BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA
BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA
BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA

CH-CH-CH--CH-TICK-TICKA-BOOM-BOOM

BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA
BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA-BOOM-CHIGA...

...every hard techno track released in the past decade...

nonono every schranz record has a

BOMCHICKA BOMCHICKA BOMCHICKA *insert random movie sample usually one that has been done in a techno track before only better* BOMCHICKA BOMCHICKA *filtered BOMCHICKA breakdown* etc

dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa
dacka dacka dacka dacka dacka dacka dacka dacka
dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa dumpa
dacka dacka dacka dacka dacka dacka dacka dacka

Part of the breakdown in A Walking Contradiction - Adam Beyer

boom tik boom tik boom tik boom tik
boom tik boom tik boom tik boom tik
boom tik boom tik boom tik boom tik
boom...................
((this is mistress diana))
((your lucky youre on time))
boom tik boom tik boom tik boom tik

If you don't know that one then f*ckin duh.

boom tik boom tik boom tik boom tik
boom tik boom tik boom tik boom tik
boom tik boom tik boom tik boom tik
boom...................


double d.

sorry sam.. couldnt resist!!!

doom du du du da doom
doom du du du da doom
doom du du du da doom
doom du du du da doom

(accents after the build ...)

dir dir dir dir di d'dre

hardfloor - acperience

derder derder derder derder derder DER DA
d'd'derder derder derder derder DER DAM DA

Crispy bacon

schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom ........
schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom schtoom schtoom schtoom


doom da cha...
doom da cha...
doom da
doom da
doom da cha...
doom da doom da doom da doom da
D D D DOOM
widdley widdley widdley widdley ( spin back )

schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom .... schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom shukka schtoom ......


me playing yesterday in my house

;) [/b]

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Originally Posted by Jay Pace

derder derder derder derder derder DER DA
d'd'derder derder derder derder DER DAM DA

Crispy bacon

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great one HAHAHA

ta taaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa-tataaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaa
ta tata ta ta tata ta tatata

speedy j - pullover

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Originally Posted by Jay Pace

derder derder derder derder derder DER DA
d'd'derder derder derder derder DER DAM DA

Crispy bacon

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:lol: :clap:

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr errrrrrrr errrrrrrr - loop that with some womp womp womp womp, then add some "when I rock its something to see" etc, and you've got a classic...

eeep wreeep eet eeep wreeep eet eeep wreeep eet BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH tictictictictictictictictic

Combine the above for Badger Bite

errrrr eh eh eh eh, errrrrr eh eh eh eh, errrrr eh eh eh eh, DOM DEH DOM DOM DI

murder was the bass

bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom bom be de bom

unknown - unknown

boom blip zip zap clap boom boom boom blip zip zap tick clap

minimal techno :P