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22-08-2008, 09:41 AM
JamieBall

Can we have some more...

Records with women on the labels with their tits out ?

I don't feel there's QUITE been enough generic labels featuring such imagery in the techno scene of late.

Really. No, seriously.

I mean, I know most techno djs/producers would give 50 cent a run in the 'pimping' stakes (ahem... COUGH...Splutter) but come on..... Who the **** started this shit ? Is this all that techno stands for ? TBH for me this sorta stuff conjures up images of bedroom bound, tv tanned geeks tugging themselves into oblivion in front of a copy of Ableton...

I guess the music has truly ceased to speak for itself, huh ?

PS: As usual, perhaps not a popular view - but hey, it's an open forum ;-)
22-08-2008, 09:46 AM
Si the Sigh

This thread is useless without pictures.
22-08-2008, 09:52 AM
JamieBall

I've got a photo from the 80's of dwarven, big haired jizz magnet SAM FOX with a copy of the new Robert Hood - Fabric Live CD nestling between her tits. It's ****ing awesome on 2 counts.

1 = It has tits and techno in it
2 = It is completely anachronistic

I'd post it but as I'm kinda against such things I'm not going to bother. I'm sure you can all imagine it though. Mick Fleetwood is also in the background, looking disappointed.
22-08-2008, 10:05 AM
FuK-NuT

homo!

;)
22-08-2008, 10:47 AM
koma

jamie's right. why isnt there more records with man boobs on?
22-08-2008, 12:02 PM
Smear

Yeah you wonder how many records are sold purely because there's tits on them. Can't be that many that it justifies doing it surely.

Luckily the artwork's a good indicator of the quality of music on them.

We need less tits and more Thighpaulsandra type artwork!
http://progressive.homestead.com/fil...paulsandra.jpg
23-08-2008, 05:59 AM
The Overfiend

http://www.discogs.com/viewimages?release=27995
23-08-2008, 11:14 AM
qUE

Dan Lodig - Che Si haz boobs iirc

You forgot Apple Laptop in that Ableton statement.

Personally I can't be doing with this using Windows/OSX and a computer probably powerful enough to complete the genome database in a few days, to make music/play out. I personally find PCDOS and 133MHz PC I found in a skip adequate.

Me and mates have been looking to release vinyl for an age now, unfortunately it's expensive and if you have more than 1 colour on the label it's even more expensive, so no monster orbs on our stuff. I suppose I could just glue some plastic ones on, but then that wouldn't be much use for playing the other side, tbh tho' nobody would probably notice the difference with my music anyway :S

qUE
mt.3rdevent.net
invertedlightsource.com
05-09-2008, 11:02 PM
davethedrummer

TITS!
05-09-2008, 11:27 PM
koma

there was one hardcore record whose sleeve was completely covered with bunch of explicit porn images.. can't remember label name right now
06-09-2008, 11:02 AM
Smear

Fist of Fury on Phantasm?

http://www.discogs.com/image/R-228595-1099151686.jpg

THe images are too small to see but i remember one of his sleeves having lots of amputee porn and the like.

And there's the iconic:

http://www.discogs.com/release/313971

Lovely stuff!
06-09-2008, 11:57 AM
koma

yeah thats the one! i have bigger image saved somewhere...
06-09-2008, 01:56 PM
DannyBlack

Tits are for lightweights, I want clunge on my records. Gaping minges or I won't buy your vinyl.

GMOSFTU!

:lol:

Seriously though, I couldn't give a monkeys what picture is on the vinyl.
06-09-2008, 03:22 PM
Lag

dicks are way better.
http://www.667u.com/dj%20rainbow%20ejaculation.html
06-09-2008, 04:23 PM
DannyBlack

You can't put willies on vinyl. You just can't.
06-09-2008, 05:24 PM
Miss Saysay

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lag

dicks are way better.
http://www.667u.com/dj%20rainbow%20ejaculation.html

Blimey that's rather full on! haha :lol:
06-09-2008, 06:23 PM
dan the acid man

Quote:

Originally Posted by DannyBlack

You can't put willies on vinyl. You just can't.

you can but they make a mess :confused:
06-09-2008, 06:56 PM
DannyBlack

:lol: theres loving vinyl and then theres "loving" vinyl.
06-09-2008, 07:20 PM
aphex_hn

Quote:

Originally Posted by DannyBlack

Tits are for lightweights, I want clunge on my records. Gaping minges or I won't buy your vinyl.

GMOSFTU!

what about dj skinhead - extreme terror rmxes on cunt records?
http://www.discogs.com/viewimages?release=16380
06-09-2008, 09:56 PM
Izz

Personaly, I don't give shit what is on the cover, middle or stashed in the sleeve.
So long as it's easy to spot while rifling through your tunes what difference does it make?
06-09-2008, 10:46 PM
TechMouse

Quote:

Originally Posted by DannyBlack

You can't put willies on vinyl. You just can't.

Depends how sharp the edge is I guess...
06-09-2008, 11:09 PM
RDR

I put other peoples willies on my vinyl.

its the only way i get my kicks.

PS - I want jamie balls tits on record.
07-09-2008, 12:25 AM
TechMouse

Quote:

Originally Posted by RDR

PS - I want jamie balls tits on record.

Balls and Tits on records. I say.
07-09-2008, 03:27 AM
nytclubber

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izzle

Personaly, I don't give shit what is on the cover, middle or stashed in the sleeve.
So long as it's easy to spot while rifling through your tunes what difference does it make?

ummm...none.
07-09-2008, 10:55 AM
Smear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izzle

Personaly, I don't give shit what is on the cover, middle or stashed in the sleeve.
So long as it's easy to spot while rifling through your tunes what difference does it make?

Yeah but do you not feel a bit insulted when someone puts tits all over the artwork because they think that will encourage you to buy it?

Speaking of Rainbow Ejaculation, this guy's artwork is a cut above:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/Passenger+Of+Shit
07-09-2008, 11:24 AM
koenigsegg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smear

Yeah but do you not feel a bit insulted when someone puts tits all over the artwork because they think that will encourage you to buy it?

Speaking of Rainbow Ejaculation, this guy's artwork is a cut above:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/Passenger+Of+Shit

I think the artist in your link has a tourettes outburst whenever he names his tunes lol

http://www.discogs.com/release/620414 lol
07-09-2008, 12:05 PM
Izz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smear

Yeah but do you not feel a bit insulted when someone puts tits all over the artwork because they think that will encourage you to buy it?

Nah, I wouldn't read into it too much. If my tunes come packaged with boobs on the front then so be it.

Quote:

Speaking of Rainbow Ejaculation, this guy's artwork is a cut above:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/Passenger+Of+Shit

Imagine going into a record shop and asking for some of them. You'd either get a slap or escorted off the premises by the police lol!
07-09-2008, 03:17 PM
Smear

I have a few of his records, Stick Dick In Concrete is a bit of a classic.
07-09-2008, 08:20 PM
RDR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smear

Yeah but do you not feel a bit insulted when someone puts tits all over the artwork because they think that will encourage you to buy it?

Speaking of Rainbow Ejaculation, this guy's artwork is a cut above:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/Passenger+Of+Shit

To be fair he does do speed/terrorcore, its de rigeur.. it would be much more out of character to name a tune "I like to flower arrange and eat scones" for a terrorcore track.
09-09-2008, 09:25 PM
audioinjection

super bra has always had some tasteful label artwork

http://www.discogs.com/label/SuperBra

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