Quote Originally Posted by daviec
Quote Originally Posted by DJMAYA
dami want to play in Brazil!!!!
Yeah, so do I!! ;)

I remember a few years ago a mexican bloke stumbled across my makeshift website and wanted to book me to play over there. Everything paid and all the women and drugs I could handle :lol:

Sounded ace, but it turned out he thought I was Dave Clarke, not Davie Clark

Easy mistake to make :lol:
...you should have turned up, man. Eat a few pies to yer can grow some bitch-tits, go to Camden and buy the taciest clothes you can find, a pair of ali g glasses, grab an effects box and leave all yer talent at home - sorted Dave Clark doppelganger