my head was savaged last night, surgeon/regis/female layed down some real evil, twisted, relentless shit. although i was sat down for the last couple of hours, i managed to stay there until 5 (which is unusual for me)

on leaving i walked a couple from birmingham to the train station before being approached by a lady with only one leg on crutches. she asked for a cigarette so i obliged. she asked for change, i declined. she then threw a few questions towards me regarding my whereabouts during the night, which resulted in me telling her that there were not so many people left at the night i had just departed. "oh im never going to get any business at this rate" she said. "how about you love, do you want a bit of business?" "a nice petite blowjob" *in the most sleazy leeds accent ever imagined* "no" i replied before quickly dashing off, to the bus stop. having waited 20 mins or so, a taxi driver pulled up and asked me where i was going, i told him i didnt want a taxi, as the bus was due in a few mins time. "no" he said "no charge" so in i jumped, despite thinking what the fu*k is going on here? i posed the question "are u sure this is a free ride?" several times before coming to the conclusion that i was going home in a free taxi or the cunt was going to pull a knife out on me, and demand a fare.

anyway, it turned out it was a free taxi. the guy was on his way home, and the area i lived in wasnt too far out of the way.

i got home gave my girlfriend what for, fell asleep, and woke up at 1.00pm still hearing surgeon and co ringing in my ears.

a crazy end to a crazy night.

sorry, i wasnt so talkative last night fern, my head was in pieces.

also nice to catch up up with tiptoe, paul, and tony (i shook your hand, introduced myself, and you smiled, and didnt reply! i dont think u heard me, but i couldnt be arsed intoducing myself again, due to severe tiredness and a messy state of mind.

until next time...