how could anyone chainsaw pikachu?

I don't know why... but I'd do anything to OWN a real pikachu.

Just imagine?

"Pikachu... use your thunderbolt attack on that ****in' knobhead he keeps making the decks jump..."

"pikaaaaaaCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Ok ok... this was a five minute fantasy.

When I say fantasty I mean dream.

I mean... err... anyway....