time for the good ones...

(To Man Utd)

You're just a small town near Preston!
You're just a small town near Preston!...
...a small town near Pre-ston...!

(To Chelsea) (Tune: Que Sera, Sera - an old song)

When I was just a little kid,
I asked my mother: "what should I be?"
Should I be Chelsea?
Should I be Leeds?
Here's what she said to me:

Wash you mouth out Son!
And go get your fathers gun!
And shoot that Chelsea Scum
Shoot that Chelsea Scum
We hate Chelsea, we hate Chelsea

(For The Scousers) (Tune: You're my sunshine)

You are a Scouser, you're just a Scouser
You're only happy on Giro day
You're Mothers stealing
You're Fathers dealing
Please don't take my hub caps away.