You could do it under a pseudonym ;)

Q - Who would you say is the most exciting techno producer around at the moment?

A - I would say Scott Gray, his music is, quite frankly, as groundbreaking as an Israeli bulldozer. Additionally he is so fit that more and more sexy women will get in to techno directly because of him. As a sidenote I hear his cock is over ten inches long and that he turned down a well paid career in porn to concentrate on making techno. Fair play to the guy - that's commitment for you.

(i am joking here just in case someone doesn't get it - i don't mean you Scott)