how did u no who i was macca's?
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I loost to work for a satelitte survelence company, monitoring the movement of Dolphins, we had a Dolphin in Portland Harbour which had travelled from France, which was in Great danger due to a minor oil leak from a passing tanker in the English Channel. I remember you sunbathing on Weymouth beach at the time, it was a possible code red, as you where wearing a polyester bekini, which to a dolphin is a close proximity danger, if you'd gone for that swim, we would have had to send out a shark control unit (based in Sandbanks, Poole) to come and rescue you.

It was a close call, but thankfully you got sidetracked by one of our undercover beach boy monitor's who was disguised as a sea life centre mascott...

you should see some of the sh*t I have on Martin Clunes who lives in your area, scary shit....