Subject: Manchester United Virus
Everybody please watch out for the following viruses ...
The Manchester United Virus ... This is where your PC thinks its far
superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting
anything that happened before 1993.
The Christiano Ronaldo Virus ... This affects newer PC's mainly. The
computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.
The Roy Keane Virus ... This one is particularly nasty and will throw
you out of Windows ...
The Alex Ferguson Virus ... The computer develops a continuous
whining noise and the on screen clock runs a lot faster or slower
(depending
on how your days been), than all the other computers in the building.
The Tim Howard Virus .... This one's not particularly harmful -
but you just can't save anything.
The Neville Bros. Virus ..... Just when you think things can't get
any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error.
The Ryan Giggs Virus ... The computer develops a processor problem,
whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also
experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.
The Kleberson Virus ... This is a particularly ugly one.
The Manchester United Shirt Virus... This one is especially hard to
detect as it changes it's format every 3 months
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17-11-2004, 02:23 PM #1Ultimate Freak
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Warning - Virus
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17-11-2004, 02:33 PM #2BOA Lifetime Member
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i sware ive seen this before
:roll: :roll:
:lol: :lol: im not bitter
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17-11-2004, 02:36 PM #3Ultimate Freak
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:lol:
You have mate, wanted to show a wider audience, to warn them :lol:
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17-11-2004, 02:41 PM #4BOA Lifetime Member
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Hahaha good one :lol:
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17-11-2004, 02:48 PM #5BOA Lifetime Member
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:lol: :clap:
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17-11-2004, 03:28 PM #6Supreme Freak
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Rubbish...
You're just jealous...
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17-11-2004, 03:42 PM #7Ultimate Freak
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Typical united fan..from london :lol:
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17-11-2004, 03:43 PM #8BOA Lifetime Member
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yep i dont think theres one united fan on here nearer than 50 miles way :lol:
lol the trance has gone
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17-11-2004, 03:51 PM #9Supreme Freak
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even more typical than you think as am not even englsih... ;)
But I know a good team when i see one...
:roll: what am I saying???
I know a Dam Good Team when I see ONe!!!
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17-11-2004, 03:55 PM #10BOA Lifetime Member
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where you from man? you support a local team there too?..united are a good team but not many people from manchester support them :lol:
lol the trance has gone
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17-11-2004, 04:01 PM #11Supreme Freak
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heu... Belgium...
In the 80ies, they had some decent players but they all dead by now!
Must say, last time I saw a belgian game, thought of LIverpool and how similar i.e. f***ing boring they were...
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17-11-2004, 04:04 PM #12BOA Lifetime Member
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lol :lol: liverpool are very boring :lol:
lol the trance has gone
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17-11-2004, 04:11 PM #13BOA Lifetime Member
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Yeah very
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17-11-2004, 04:19 PM #14BOA Lifetime Member
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you are though mate, very boring to watch.
lol the trance has gone
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17-11-2004, 04:20 PM #15Supreme Freak
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so when I first saw Man U play (back in the dyas of Cantona) it was :love: at first sight!
Never seen such an entertaining team
OK, OK,
this year hasn't been brilliant, yet...
I have the faith
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17-11-2004, 04:22 PM #16Supreme Freak
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and by the way, I know plenty of people from Manchester who support Man U ;)
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17-11-2004, 04:24 PM #17Ultimate Freak
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Quote of the day mate :lol:
Originally Posted by penthesilea
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18-11-2004, 10:40 AM #18BOA Lifetime Member
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18-11-2004, 10:42 AM #19Ultimate Freak
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I'll bet you laffed tho :lol: Originally Posted by Numeric
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Crying manc :roll: Originally Posted by Numeric
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