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    A Statement from the FA re: last night's game at Old Trafford

    An FA spokesman after the game absolved the linesman of any responsibility
    for the apparently mistaken decision not to award a goal to Spurs after a
    shot from the halfway line crossed the goal line by at least a metre.

    "The shot came in from an unusual distance and as such caught the linesman
    out of position forcing him to race back towards the goal as the play
    developed", explained the spokesman, "As he ran, the United scarf he was
    wearing under his shirt came loose and fluttered up into his face obscuring
    his view and preventing him from making the call. It was just one of those
    things."

    In response to further questions from the Press the spokesman explained "If
    they don't already have a United tattoo most officials on game day try to
    wear a scarf or a replica shirt under their regulation kit to show their
    support for the worlds greatest club. The linesman in this case had chosen
    to wear a United scarf, a common choice that is in keeping with FA
    guidelines. The root cause of the problem lies not with the linesman but
    with the players and management of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club who broke
    one the most important unwritten rules of the English FA: They placed a shot
    on target at Old Trafford. Martin Jol is new to this country and perhaps
    he's not yet familiar with some of our finer traditions. Fortunately if he
    doesn't yet understand that for the greater good of the game visiting teams,
    by tradition, are not expected to try to score at Old Trafford then our
    officials are in a position to help Mr Jol make that cultural adjustment."

    Chuckling to himself the FA spokesman added "The goal had to be disallowed
    to avoid us descending down a slippery slope that would be bad for the
    national game. It's a fine line the officials have to walk. If they award a
    goal this week, next week someone might expect a penalty or ask that Van
    Nistelrooy be booked for diving. Can you imagine? That would just never do.
    No no no. Shocking, just the thought of it."

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    ha ha :lol:

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    Haha sounds about right :lol:

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    Haha yea spot on
    You gotta say YES ! to another excess

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    Very funny indeed... :lol:
    But full of truth, I must admit...

    Man U is the greatest club in the world!

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    :clap: :clap: :clap:

    thats quality lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

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