gk - van der sar (fulham)
rb - carragher (the shite)
lb - bernard (toon)
cb - stubbs (everton)
cb - ferdinand (united)
mr - wright philips (scum city)
ml - downing (boro)
mc - lampard (chelsea)
mc - hendrie (villa)
sc - henry (arse)
sc - defoe (spurs)