Was just taking the piss...

man I love spanish, english is not my mother tongue either so I understand how sometimes, it makes sense in your original language more than in the "translated" version...

it's the
"I can ´paint´, create, techno in a more or less lineal way -although I declare myself multitextured antilenal or medlineal - but I think that 100 X 100 lineal...... " that cracked me up...