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    Junior Freak
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    Say BYE BYE to VINYL!
    NewsVinyl Farewell


    It looks as though audiophiles may have to resign themselves to the fact that in a few years time there will be only the chance to fondly re-live the good old days of nostalgia, rather than experience the new. Vinyl, the medium that took over from Shellac, Bakelite and even earlier the wax pressing, has had its final play – well, almost. The year 2009, looks set to be the final turn in the long standing vinyl revolution.

    A June 2003 press release from The Institute of Chemical Engineering, advised that key by- products of the current petroleum refining process would no longer be generated by 2009, due to deadlines agreed, in principle, with the chemical industry back in 1992. These deadlines were however, only finalised in 1999, in the face of increasing environmental concerns and lobbying.

    The IoCE went on to advise that a voluntary co-funded research and development program to seek a green alternative, possibly a polycarbonate based compound had been proposed in the 1999 summary. However no members of the industry wide syndicate had been able to substantiate a sufficiently high market demand for a replacement for the petroleum by-product, which is the primary base for vinyl record albums.


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    Whilst concluding that the news marked “The end of an era for vinyl”, a spokesperson of music retailing giants Tower Records advised that with sales of collective vinyl products accounted for less than a third of a percent (0.28%) of their total music sales World-wide in the last accounting period. “Hardest hit will be the few remaining traditionalist vinyl Disc Jockeys” Tower Records confirmed.

    Tower replied positively when asked if this early warning would mean a silence in the thousands of DJ booths and radio stations around the world. “For some, existing skills will need to be adapted for use with the rapidly advancing Compact Disc DJ equipment” continued Towers spokesperson., “it promises to be a very exciting transition as older techniques are retained and used alongside the plethora of new features that CD technology already offers todays forward thinking DJ’s and turntablists”. Towers spokesperson added “It is unlikely that we will continue to carry vinyl into 2009. We believe the needs of the DJ will be totally digital, in one medium or another, prior to the cessation date.”“

    Radio stations and other areas of the broadcasting community are unlikely to be affected by this early warning of environmental issues validating the need for minor lifestyle changes either,. since almost a of the music played in a modern broadcast scenario is primarily CD, or from Digital archives owned under licence by the larger radio stations.

    Posted on Friday, January 14 @ 1631 EST by Jynxx

    http://jymixradio.nwnchat.com/nuke2....icle&sid=4



    this hasta be BS.
    It\'s all a matter of opinion...

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    if it isnt thats a sad sad day :(

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    very convincing bullshit if it is

    mind you vinyl is almost 100% recyclable
    and there sure is a lot of shit records still in the world !
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    Quote Originally Posted by davethedrummer
    very convincing bullshit if it is

    mind you vinyl is almost 100% recyclable
    and there sure is a lot of shit records still in the world !
    :lol: :lol: too true (dan runs off to find his old kadgagoogoo records to keep the scene alive)
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    Wasn't there another big thread about this yesterday? Anyway it's a known hoax. This email was recieved by someone who asked his brother in law who is a chemical engineer.
    I think the article that Seneca forwarded to me about vinyl records is a
    bunch of BS. First of all, I have never heard of the IOCE (Institute of
    Chemical Engineering). I am a member of AIChE (American Institute of
    Chemical Engineers). Secondly, the "key petroleum byproduct" no longer
    being generated sounds like bunk. Oil is used to make a wide variety of
    chemicals, including precursors to vinyl plastics. Vinyl records are
    made from poly(vinyl chloride):
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinyl_record I've never heard of anyone
    outlawing PVC pipe for plumbing (also made from poly(vinyl chloride)).
    If you try Googling for IOCE you can't find it easily either.

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    thats a relief, my kadgagoogoo records live to see another day then
    Life is "trying things to see if they work"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan the acid man
    thats a relief, my kadgagoogoo records live to see another day then
    :lol: nice to see the acid heads in here again ;)

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    fooookin ell that gave me the willies.

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    Ok guys

    For the UMPTEENTH TIME

    The Chemical Engineering bull$h%t is a HOAX.

    Vinyl material is NOT running out. It's made from the same stuff that our gasoline is made from.

    Are we running out of that anytime soon? No.

    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

    This is like the 3rd or 4th thread I've seen about this on BOA.
    Please..... stop... please.. You are freaking people out for no reason.

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    Maybe It's a scam from stanton, trying to force us all into final scratch :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by FIK
    Maybe It's a scam from stanton, trying to force us all into final scratch :lol: :lol: :lol:

    :lol:

    But they use vinyl too!

    :roll: :lol:

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    i think this is the 3rd time i've seen this post on BOA.

    besides, i've been thinking ahead and am investing in solar-powered vinyl...

    ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by massplanck

    :lol: nice to see the acid heads in here again ;)
    yeah, its nice in here, although im not sure about the curtains :lol:
    Life is "trying things to see if they work"

    Finally getting around to updating my site
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