hahaha, couldnt be bothered to read all 6 pages, got the general idea though. i have to say, i hate the lager lager version, but the original vinyl has a telematic version which is underworld at their best. radio 1 and all the bollock house dj's ruined it years ago, and alas it still doesnt work with a hard beat to it. has any heard 'give me schanz joanna' or any of the other monstrosities? i think these remixes are designed for the euro market, they should certainly steer clear of the uk!! thats my two pennies worth!!