chelsea - lampard
arsenal - cole-coz he wants to leave
man u - roy keane
everton - big dunc
the shite - gerrard
bolton - hate all there players but erm nah i cant do it
spurs - robbie keane
boro - boateng
villa - lee hendrie-coz hes john hendries nephew
charlton - holland
man city - robbie fowler
blackburn - andy todd
brum city - upson as hes coming to boro
the toon - nicky butt coz thier fans hate him
fulham - boa morte
pompey - yakubu coz hes coming to boro
albion - either greening or gera but i love there manager
saints - crouch
palace - johnson
norwich - ashton