you f**ks

2.35am and 10 secs - belting up the motorway from antiworld in london 95mph, talking about the set I want to play in Love Leeds. really excited cause I've got some wicked records at the mo and planned to meet some forum members too.
2.35am and 11 secs - strange noise coming from somewhere
2.36am and 12 secs - hold on, why's the steering pulling....
2.36am and 13 secs - arrghhhh!!
2.36am and 14 secs - BRAKE!!!
2.36am and 15 secs - end up on hard shoulder
2.36am and 16 secs - WTF??
2.36am and 20 secs - get out, check. tire blow out.
2.37am - OK, np's, get spare wheel + changing kit.
2.38am - DAMN, the alloys have got a special nut on them.
2.38am and 1 secs - Mark - 'Chrissi' where's the f'kin adapter for these nuts.
2.38am and 2 secs - Chrissi - 'By the goldfish bowl'
2.38am and 3 secs - Mark - *head hits the bonnet repeatedly*
2.39am - OK, phone the AA.
2.45am - wicked they'll be here in 15 minutes, could still make this
3 HOURS LATER - NICE OF YOU TO TURN UP YOU FECKIN CUNT
5.45am - AA Bloke - 'gonna have to tow you back home'
5.45am-8.30am (in the back of truck) AA Bloke - 'I once had Dale Winton in the back of this truck, you know', 'My porn collection is massive'.
5.45am-8.30am (in the back of truck) Mark + Chrissi - yeah, lovely mate.
8.30am - arrive back home in Leeds
8.43am (ie right now this second) - go on net, read this post. contemplate suicide.

really sorry you lot. i hear it was amazing

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