Top 5 Internet Techno arguments

[stjohn]

techno heads talking about techno threads that techno heads keep talking about!

What's Techno?

fergie's records, dave clarke's index finger, richie hawtins hairbrush

[TechMouse]

A genre of music featuring mechanical beats and found sounds that range from apocalyptic sirens to sampled TV and movie dialogue.

Like 2Unlimited?

[RDR]

A genre of music featuring mechanical beats and found sounds that range from apocalyptic sirens to sampled TV and movie dialogue.

Like 2Unlimited?

Exactly.

[Jay Pace]

All techno should have at least one sample saying "Techno"

By law.

[TechMouse]

All techno should have at least one sample saying "Techno"

By law.

Additionally, all house music should feature the sample "House", and so on.

This will help music critics to classify music more easily.

[GothamGrooves.com]

not really an arguement, but here in the states when u speak with a generic ignorant individual (which makes up of approximately 90-95% of the people) about any type of dance music at all and you mention techno... Their response is always, oh you mean the music with just the beats? Its ok I guess but its soooo repetitive. I swear I want to leak whatever brain cells they have from their ears and replace it with a potato, atleast that way they are doing some good and scarecrow! lol

[TechMouse]

Their response is always, oh you mean the music with just the beats?

That's relatively enlightened.

Genuinely, I have actually had people say to me "Techno? What, like, 2 Unlimited?"