dunno if its funny...when i played for my seniour school team,i got takled as i was about to shoot,and broke my leg in 2 places,knee upwards followed through on the shot,bottom of my leg was flapping in the wind my mates say :P.

Also while getting closed down by a smaller lad on another team (im 6ft5) i elbowed him in the face and broke his cheak bone.....silly sod needs to grow :P