Nah, man, to be honest I'm just saying it how I knows it to be.
There's two sides to every story, fair enough, but I fear both parts of this one read the same.
Am I wrong ?
To your point, though..... I HAVE had a LOT of 'bad days' when I used to have my bed in the centre of the room, it's now next to the wall - so getting out the wrong side is impossible
However, as you can probably tell, it's not made too much difference- Now I just don't know whether or not I'd have got out on the wrong side on any particular day.
I also recently changed from a King Divan to a futon style thing. Which blows. Big time.
As with most things in my life, my sleeping arrangements are a work in progress.