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Quote Originally Posted by gumpy green
Si begg vs the beach boys
Now THAT I'd pay to see ;)

I mean, Si seems far too nice a guy to have been particularly well schooled in the art of streetbound genocide, but you never know... It's often the quiet ones. I know he snowboards etc - so is it ridiculous to presume that he also spends some of his time catapaulting, via the medium of punches and kicks, wave after wave of armed oritental assasins through various conspicuously placed windows ?

Also, on the 'VS' note, did any of you see that guy off the beach boys performing at Glastonbury ???

I reckon if Si did 'go for him' physically he wouldn't stand a chance. Si could attack with either a flying kick from the side or a karate chop* to the back of the neck in order to get around the keyboard (read as "comfort blanket") that the guy has to have in front of him at all times in order to remember he's on earth...

Once the intial blow has been landed his prone body could be kept in the air if Si were to lay on his back and perform a series of 'bicycle' kicks on it - kind of like when seals keep balls in the air (though this is, fortunately, where this analogy must end).

Yeah, Si would TOTALLY win that. And then ...... um ......

Oh, shÃ*t, hang on a minute... sorry Mark... You meant in a LEGAL sense, right ?

Och well, If there's a stick you can be SURE I'll find the wrong end... :lol:

On an unrelated note (sorry to derail topic) Got your parts for that remix earlier, will get onto it tonight once I've cleared the 222 bpm death wave out of my desk/ears. >THROTTLE BACK, MR BALL<

*How come every time I go to the butchers there are NEVER any 'Karate chops' for sale ?? Answer me THAT. And believe me, I've been to LOADS of butchers. LOADS.