a 50 quid note with a peice of paper saying mums the word (taps his nose)

But on a more serious note

Bio, perhaps a equipment used list, and a bit of background in how the track/tracks came about.

and you could cut letters out of a news paper and write scary words with them about what youll do to the label owners family if you dont see your track released within 7 days

sorry, my medication is wearing off again :?