Hmmm... well, the boys in the suits want fullscreen, but they don't want all the crap.

But apparently if I launch it with "fullscreen=1" (in which case you can't F11 out of it) then this will confuse users, as our users will not be able to grasp Ctrl-W or Alt-F4. Utter gayness.

I'll give this a go and see if it meets reqs, but it sounds to me like you're just disabing fullscreen?