yes success !!
5 pages of inane trivial bullshit!!!
wonderful , let's all schranz for christmas !!!!!

out now on k-tel !

not available in the shops

" i'm dreaming of a ......... schranz christmas ! "

with all your favourites

schranz blade
schranz slippy
erm...the schranz one we were talking about here
erm....erm......all the other schranz ones that all sound the same.......

can we get a list going?

guys ....guys.......hello.......anyone................. ..oh god now i only have myself to schranz with

etc etc etc ....