Nowt wrong with any of those suggestions.
They`ll all make money and sell loads.
ooh
hang on
I`m on it.
I can just here a Schranze version of Slades, Now heeeeeeeeeer it iiiiiiiis merreeeeeeeeey chriiiistmas
I`ll race you all.
First to get it put on white label wins about 500 quid (represses willing) and as a bonus gets to lose a part of their eternal soul.